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Re-Boot
Posted Oct 26, 2011
The reboot has done me the power of good... Forgot all about myself until the timely reminder that I even existed.....which was nice! 
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All Sparkly And New
Posted Oct 5, 2004
Whooo!! The all new Sidney Kidney, ready to be popped out of his blister pack (not!)
New Job, new office, new phone, new mobile, new car...
Still blonde ish), still live in Somerset, still travel, still cant be trusted. Whats the word...ahh yes "reckless" just about sums me up. Oh yes and still skint! 
So what have you lot been up too?
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The Iraqi Chicken!
Posted Apr 11, 2003
Why did the chicken cross the road?
GEORGE W. BUSH
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want
to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not.
The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle
ground here.
COLIN POWELL
Now at the left of the screen, you clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.
HANZ BLIX
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed access to the other side of the road.
MOHAMMED SAEED AL-SAHAT (Iraqi Information Minister)
The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication.
We don't even have a chicken. Our initial assessment is that all chickens will all die.
SADDAM HUSSEIN
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
DR. SEUSS
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes, The chicken crossed the road,
But why it crossed, I've not been told!
ERNEST HEMINGWAY
To die. In the rain. Alone.
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads
without having their motives called into question.
GRANDPA
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone
told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough
for us.
JOHN LENNON
Imagine all the chickens crossing roads in peace.
ARISTOTLE
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
KARL MARX
It was an historical inevitability.
VOLTAIRE
I may not agree with what the chicken did, but I will defend to the
death its right to do it.
RONALD REAGAN
What chicken?
CAPTAIN KIRK
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
ALBERT EINSTEIN
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath
the chicken?
BILL CLINTON
I did not have sexual relations with with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken?
Could you define chicken, please?
COLONEL SANDERS
I missed one?
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Oh Flippin Great!
Posted Dec 5, 2001
Oh flippin great!
Now me badge has been swiped.....
Guess I knew it was coming, I was warned 
I was a mere sham of an Ace.
But on a lighter note!
I hope the new owner has many happy hours with his/hers new shiny toy 
Luv Sid...
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Latest reply: Dec 5, 2001
Sour Times
Posted Oct 15, 2001
I lost a friend in September. I'm still confused as to the real reasons why.
We didn't talk much, but I always had a sense of contentment that they were there and I was here.
It's a shame but these things happen I guess
Nuff Said
Sid...
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