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Is this Sid James in his Hancock period or his Carry on period?

Er, Carry On period, I rather fear. Nyah hah hah hah hah hah! Oh, sorry.

Hi guys could I have my usual-white with 2 sugars please Sid.
I don't think I'm going to have much time to chat today as.....wait for it........My boss says I can have next week off!!!!!!!!!
So I've got to go like the clappers today to get all the work done I should have done when I'm talking to you!!!
So I will pop back in now and again.Morris has just had a muffin...
oo er Sid don't go back into carry on mode please!!!!

Thanks for the muffin Sid, butter or jam descisions, descisions...er.....jam..er..no butter....no both!!!!

Plans for the weekend, I'm off to Devon this weekend, shame you're off to MR Sid I could have popped in and said hello on the way. Does anyone want me to bring them something back???? Maybe some more clots to make cream with for next Tuesdays tea???? Stick of rock form Westward Ho!

oh .... there is no hope then. It is a terminal case of the SJs

Oh no... does that mean I'm going to have to have an affair with Barbara Windsor?

Yes but I have our top bods working on a cure as we type so you might get out of it!

Ohhhooowww.... What a loverly pair!!!

I need a drink - Sidney, give me a stiff one!

Well, she did get on the wrong side of Liam Gallagher...

I am not saying anything without legal representation

Make mine a large one Sid!! OOOw ERRRRRRR Missus!!!!! I've come over all Frankie Howerd!!!!!

I don't do that kind of thing!!! *Grrr Grrrrrr*

Make mine a large, Ohhh, it already is!!!

Blimey its an epidemic! And no sign of a cure!

I just posted a witty comment, and Morris beat me to it!

There's never a medical advance when you need one! Tsk Tsk surrounded by people possessed by the spirits of British Comedy Past.

Right, I,m off now, off to the Roundabout Capital of the World!!

I might be back later, depending upon the mugs on the road.

Look out for me... I'll be the one in typical BMW stiylee, driving hard up against the bumper in front, doing all sorts of stupid / dangerous manouvers...
See ya Sid

Sid Sid watch out for that brick walll......whoops!

Alas, poor Sid... never mind, we'll visit you in hospital!

The mother-in-law came round the other night. I knew it was her, 'cos the mice started throwing themselves on the traps. Oops, I've slipped into Les Dawson mode.