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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Aug 25, 1999
Oh dear. Well, never mind... there's plenty more computers in the... er... sea. Hmm, that doesn't really work as a metaphor, but you know what I mean.
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Aug 25, 1999
Sea water and computers... not a good mix EV!!
Don't try this one at home kids.........
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Morris Miner Posted Aug 26, 1999
Morning All!!!!! I hope we're all bright-eyed and bushy-tailed and ready for yet another exciting day in the world of commerce?
It's 8.32 am and I've taken 8 phone calls already all of them complaints!!!!! What they expect me to do I don't know!!!!!!
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Aug 26, 1999
Hmph. So much for the old "Can we go to the beach and work from there?" idea. Is fresh water alright?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Aug 26, 1999
Morning! Where's the barman?
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Aug 26, 1999
Sorry I'm Late!!!*dashes in with shirt all unbuttoned*
Coffee / Tea anybody!
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Aug 26, 1999
Morning... you wouldn't have anything stronger? I'm just back from my 10 o'clock meeting, which started at 9:30. I think that tells you all you need to know about this office!
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Drool Frood the Second Posted Aug 26, 1999
Hi,chaps,
I don't start work till 9.30 unlike Morris who is up with the lark and starts at 8.00
Coffee please Sid white 2 sugars.
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Aug 26, 1999
Sure!!!, how about a Black Kidney Bean!
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Aug 26, 1999
A Black Kidney Bean? Sounds dangerous...
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Lochangel Posted Aug 26, 1999
Morning Dahhlings! Cram me with eels I am in a wayward mood today!
Tea please!
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Aug 26, 1999
*checks watch, taps foot impatiently* Morning.... 
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Lochangel Posted Aug 26, 1999
hey I was in by ten! Which means I will complete my core hours! Who died and made you my line manager? 
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Aug 26, 1999
Sorry, I'm suffering from Post Meeting Stress... Somebody in this meeting actually said, "the system seems to get its knickers in a twist". I wanted to say, "You mean it suffers an underpant entanglement situation", but I didn't.
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Lochangel Posted Aug 26, 1999
ohhh EV you should have done. Any way why did a 10am meeting start at 9.30? That smacks of efficency!!
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Aug 26, 1999
Toilet humour.... Ahhh, where would we be without it!
There you go Loch....*Hands tea cup to loch*
Thats my best china!
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Aug 26, 1999
You could look at it that way... it would be wrong, but you could. It's more a case of too many meetings and not enough places to hold them... It's still refered to as "the 10 o'clock meeting", but it now starts at 9.30, so that should mean I can sign out at 5 pm but leave at 4.30?
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- 21: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Aug 25, 1999)
- 22: Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den (Aug 25, 1999)
- 23: Lochangel (Aug 25, 1999)
- 24: Lochangel (Aug 25, 1999)
- 25: Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den (Aug 25, 1999)
- 26: Morris Miner (Aug 26, 1999)
- 27: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Aug 26, 1999)
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- 29: Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den (Aug 26, 1999)
- 30: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Aug 26, 1999)
- 31: Drool Frood the Second (Aug 26, 1999)
- 32: Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den (Aug 26, 1999)
- 33: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Aug 26, 1999)
- 34: Lochangel (Aug 26, 1999)
- 35: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Aug 26, 1999)
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