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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Jun 22, 2001
Oh no need to feel embarrassed mate! we are all old and wery chums here
I don't get this level on intimacy at home, and I'm married god damn!!
I am real good at the moment... just enjoying the warm days and light evenings...which is nice...
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Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor Posted Jun 22, 2001
What *is* the point of being married?
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Seven of Nine [(1x52)-2-8]x1=42! Posted Jun 23, 2001
Do not ask me!
So many men, so little time. 
Sid
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Jun 26, 2001
Mmmmmmmm???? "what is the point of being married"....
Well Galaxy.... I have offten pondered this one myself...
There is know financial gain anymore, and from most blokes who have done the deed and are living the lie!!! Ha!!! *dream* , can't think of a good reason either!
At a party the weekend, talking to friends who got married three weeks ago, she said that her new hubby was much more loving to her. Ha! I thought...that won't last!!!.
In this day and age, I can see no real valid reason for doing the deed...
Apart from the blinding party of course!!!
And to finish my rant!!! "A man is only as faithfull as his options"
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Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor Posted Jun 29, 2001
The blinding party? 
That sounds very painful.
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Jul 2, 2001
Well it made my eyes water!
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Phreako Posted Jul 20, 2001
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Seven of Nine [(1x52)-2-8]x1=42! Posted Jul 30, 2001
Is he *still* asleep?
*shakes Sid*
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Jul 30, 2001
Owwwwww.... watch the sunburn!!!
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Venus In Cornflowers Posted Aug 1, 2001
I thought you said it was an all over tan.
*waves to the Duke*
Happy days Sid. Do you remember back in my cottage that time...
A perfect specimen of manhood indeed. What would you say I'm perfect at Sid?
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Aug 1, 2001
Ahh!!! yes...I have not forgotten...how could I!!
All warm, snug and cosy while the wind and rain battered your doors and rattled your windows...
It seems an age ago now since we were last there enjoying each other company
Without doubt Venus, you are perfect at being temptingly foxy!
I think you are perfect at rubbing aways the days troubles with those gentle hands of yours 
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Venus In Cornflowers Posted Aug 1, 2001
Oh Sid.
Do you think St.Seven would allow me to join her perfect collection under the title you so delightfully bestowed?
*starts gently massaging Sid's shoulders as they reminisce*
I remember that poor young man collapsing on my doorstep and needing a nice hot bath and a good meal to bring him round again... and the good Duke trying to castrate you... happy days indeed.
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Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor Posted Aug 3, 2001
I hope Seven isn't going to be too
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Venus In Cornflowers Posted Aug 3, 2001
I don't believe the good Duke ever did do the deed though. I think he was a little put out by Sid jilting his daughter, if I remember correctly.
I notice you have a reference to Foxy Manor in your name. Someone else has mentioned it to me today. What kind of staff are you looking for? I'm currently employed as a living statue in the aroma cafe, but I'm sure a little part-time work could be fitted in.
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Aug 3, 2001
The Duke never had the stamina to do any real damage. Just all hot air and fluster!
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Venus In Cornflowers Posted Aug 3, 2001
I'm so glad to hear that Sid.
He seems to be good at drinking games though.
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Aug 3, 2001
Really?
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