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Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga Started conversation Apr 25, 2000
"He's not pining, he's passed on!
This parrot is no more!
He has ceased to be!
He's expired and gone to meet his maker!!
He's a stiff!
Bereft of life, he rests in peace!
If you hadn't nailed him to the perch he'd be pushing up the daisies!
He's off the twig!
He's curled up his tootsies!
He's shuffled off this mortal coil!
He's rung down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!
(pause)
He f**king snuffed it!
Vis a vis the metabolic processes, he's had his lot!
All statements to the effect that this parrot is still a going concern are from now on inoperative!
This is an ex-parrot!!"
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njan (afh) Posted Apr 25, 2000
I would go and get my script book and look what comes next and type it down, but I'm not feeling that energetic. So this line will have to suffice.
No... it's not dead, it's resting... it's fagged out after a particularly long squawk.
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Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga Posted Apr 25, 2000
That'll do. 
Script book?!? Ooooooh! Nice! I want one. All I got is my downloaded film scripts 
look
http://www.stone-dead.asn.au
how's it hanging 
~Lisa
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njan (afh) Posted Jun 14, 2000
oh... urm... I didn't see this message. Sorry!
Yes, I have the scripts to every Monty-Python sketch ever, in 2 big books. ...
hanging? eh? What? *confused*
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Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga Posted Jun 15, 2000
No fair no fair
how's it hanging - translated into average english - how are you?
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Peter aka Krans Posted Jun 15, 2000
Very well thank you...
And which particular Monty Python sketch is this? & Njan, I never saw this book when I was at your place... you'll have to prove it to me...
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njan (afh) Posted Jun 15, 2000
Didn't I show you? Oh... top shelf of the bookcase after the cupboards on the right when you go into my room.. next to the Blackadder scripts and the Matrix video.
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njan (afh) Posted Jun 16, 2000
before it. .... *thinks*... if you saw where my closed aspect ratio and narrow aspect ratio toruses were hanging from my ceiling, the shelf 6 inches from them.
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Peter aka Krans Posted Jun 16, 2000
Yeah... I remember... oh well, enough of this. Back to topic...
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Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga Posted Jun 16, 2000
I've never been in your room, so I don't know where it is
Yes, back to topic
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- 1: Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga (Apr 25, 2000)
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- 3: Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga (Apr 25, 2000)
- 4: njan (afh) (Jun 14, 2000)
- 5: Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga (Jun 15, 2000)
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