h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hello, you may not remember me, but when you and Lisa met Hammy in Cheltenham, I was the tall, long haired, black thing next to him that doesnt talk. But people generally call me Suz.
Um....Im posting this to you rather than Lisa because I expect you're less likely to shout @ me (Im working on the basis that there are simliarities, personality wise, between Lisa and Zoe, and Zoe would snap @ me I think).
Hammy was concerned about both of you, and so in turn I became concerned. We've observed both of your screen names go out of.........lovieness (which generally I would praise and......*hm,I did have a point but I've lost it*....
If you want someone to hurl pointy objects @ then bear me in mind...
You don't have to reply to this if you don't want to, you even have my permission to be all "AHH! BE GONE, DAUGHTER OF SATAN *brandishes cross*" if @ some point you see me @ the meet (I saw your name on the list and came to your page, Im sorry), but as I'm writing this off my own bat rather than doing it with Hammy, then ignore the blond bimbo (although by then hopefully I wont be blond, I will be dying my hair on Tuesday, although I cant decide whether to go Magenta or Purple. Your thoughts? Ah damn, that means you have to reply, Ok, if you reply, then I would welcome your thoughts with open....folicles....) and focus on his coolness and curly hair.
I'll leave you alone now as you're probably thinking "Wow, for what she doesnt say in person she makes up for in postings ".
Don't reply if you dont want to, I wont be offended.

Hey there. I don't claim to quite have made sense of your posting, but I did read it, and I am replying, two major plus points in your hat. Or feathers in your cap, or whatever other linguistic piece of wizardry you choose to apply as a descriptor of the quantified value judgement ascribed to the corporeal certainty which my having posted constitutes.

This statement raises contraversial questions about the nature of VIRTUAL communication (whether or not it is, in fact, corporeal), but being that the virtual world is extraneous to me, I take it as a subset, or part of, the real world, and as such, for me, it is in fact real, and therefore corporeal.



That almost certainly made absolutely no sense at all.

Umm.. yes. I think I'm understanding why you're posting (for fear of alliterating), and if you want to pester me further at the meetup, virtually, or otherwise, you're quite welcome. .. I do remember you sitting and saying very little, as do I remember that you were wearing a rather funky top at the time. . Anyway. Yes. I'm here. hi. *waves*. Or there (AIM:GiollaDeacair). Or there. (ICQ:10807960). I tend to be there (the there in question being the SECOND there) rather more often than there. (this there being the first there).

Shall I shut up now? (yes.)

Take care.

- Njan.

Yay you replied, Hello , have a .

Yes , I apologise. I tend to waffle when I'm nervous But yes, I shall put the two feathers in my hat, as the two points might make me look like some sort of demented witch.....or.....like Im impersonating Madonna and put the bra on my head...(or something along those lines........)

Hehehe, I think the likelyhood of me actually trying to strike up conversation with someone in person is unlikely, so, if you dont mind, I shall add you to my AIM list as I dont use ICQ (although I do keep meaning to), so hopefully if you do log on to the Former there, I will see you.....there

Why, thankyou. *sticks it on a shelf next to some sticklebricks and a blur CD*

Don't I just know how THAT goes. ..but.. umm.. yes. They were nice feathers. One was all blue and shiny and one's white. *nods sagely*

Ah, I see. .. well, I'm on AIM now, and I've set the privacy level so that you can actually page me, so you should be able to pester me on GiollaDeacair now. *looks around*.. I have no idea what your screenname is, so I'm just going to sit here drinking until you appear.

Anytime

*twitches her nose in response to his saged nodding* .Indeed.

*twiddles index fingers* *checks spelling of your name, which would be so much easier if she wasnt dyslexic and hopelessly stupid*...hm....curious.....my screen name is Thanatoid1....*checks spelling again*