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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Mar 31, 2000
Very impressive - the sofa's only two inches off the floor.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Apr 1, 2000
Where did Menza go?
*sits down heavily on sofa*
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Vestboy Posted Apr 1, 2000
What's that noise of cracking bones?
Why is there a white line under a switched off sunlamp?
Why is someone sitting under a copy of the Guardian?
Why am I asking stupid questions?
That perfume! Eau de Cheltenham Gold Cup! Have I just missed Lochangel... again?
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Menza Posted Apr 1, 2000
*from under sofa*
Yes you did Vestie, but she will be here much more often as of Monday. 
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Apr 1, 2000
Where's that voice coming from?
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Cupid Stunt Posted Apr 2, 2000
Could Whoever is currently under the furniture please hunt for my white line. It's escaped! I turned the lamp on and it legged it.
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Menza Posted Apr 2, 2000
*from under sofa*
No white line, a pound coin and a fluffy doughnut.
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Mrs V Posted Apr 2, 2000
Ah, that'll be greebos...
( Don't my new initials suit me??)
As a newly wed woman there will be no more debauchery, no more ice cream, no more flirting, and if you believe that you'll beleive anything....
Hxx
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Apr 2, 2000
No more ice cream for YOU, that is... *dashes off in Helena's direction carrying a tub of toffee fudge ice cream*
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Vestboy Posted Apr 3, 2000
I think I'll change my name to Vestboy Vibenstein. Does that mean I get to eat icecream? And hands off the fluffy doughnut - it's mine!
*As VBV turns round a whilt line appears down the middle of his back*
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Apr 3, 2000
Ah, Vestboy, I see your back!
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Mrs V Posted Apr 3, 2000
Hey, I had to marry him to change my name!!
(And that ice cream was cold, he had to lie me on a rug in front of a roaring log fire here at our honeymoon cottage in Asviemore to warm me up...)
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Apr 3, 2000
To be fair, I was once engaged to Vestboy, but that little confusion was soon cleared up with a few minor threats of physical violence. Hello darling, yes, it's very cold tonight, isn't it...
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Apr 4, 2000
No comment!
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Menza Posted Apr 4, 2000
Would like to make a comment but can't think of anything relevent. 
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Vestboy Posted Apr 4, 2000
I thought Ice cream was meant to be cold.
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Menza Posted Apr 4, 2000
That would depend on how long it has been out of the freezer.
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- 361: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Mar 31, 2000)
- 362: Menza (Mar 31, 2000)
- 363: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Apr 1, 2000)
- 364: Vestboy (Apr 1, 2000)
- 365: Menza (Apr 1, 2000)
- 366: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Apr 1, 2000)
- 367: Cupid Stunt (Apr 2, 2000)
- 368: Menza (Apr 2, 2000)
- 369: Mrs V (Apr 2, 2000)
- 370: Menza (Apr 2, 2000)
- 371: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Apr 2, 2000)
- 372: Vestboy (Apr 3, 2000)
- 373: Al Bundy (Apr 3, 2000)
- 374: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Apr 3, 2000)
- 375: Mrs V (Apr 3, 2000)
- 376: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Apr 3, 2000)
- 377: Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den (Apr 4, 2000)
- 378: Menza (Apr 4, 2000)
- 379: Vestboy (Apr 4, 2000)
- 380: Menza (Apr 4, 2000)
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