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Post 1

flaminjody

You seem so fustrated i good shag would do you good. You have built up fustration that you need to let out, if you don't you could explode. I've seen it in the movies.

Speak tp you soon luv and best wishes, flaminjody.

PS. are you swinging like a monkey.


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Post 2

Dizzy H. Muffin

Um ... who the smiley - bleep are you? smiley - erm


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Post 3

Mu Beta

**wanders in randomly**

Don't knock it mate, looks like there's a free shag in it if you're careful. smiley - biggrin

B


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Post 4

flaminjody

thanks for the support, some people just can't take a bit of friendly advice when it's offered! maybe you need more than a good shag, and if it was on offer is definitley ain't now!smiley - tongueout


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Post 5

Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

>looks like there's a free shag in it if you're careful.

But who wants a coastal wading bird? They're buggers to house-train.

smiley - ale


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Post 6

Mu Beta

I thought she was offering a long-strand carpet, myself.

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Post 7

Dizzy H. Muffin

Or prehaps Shagg from "Ask Shagg," that comic-ish thingy in American newspapers. It's in the comics section, anyway.


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