h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hello, YK. I've come over here just to tell you that we miss your Pokemon babbling... and then I see that you've nearly threatened to leave H2G2 That would be an awful thing.

Here' I've brought some mistletoe. Where IS that little Pokemon...?

and so have i, so this means you are trapped with no choice but to be kissed
*sees pokemon hiding in his ball under the couch*
ahh!! there you are
*removes pokemon from ball and places a christmas kiss on his cheek*
now, where is that yk hiding???
monsy

[Zippy gives Monsy a nasty shock]

Where's your christmas spirit??

right here
*grabs YK and plants a christmas kiss on both his cheeks*
monsy

I'd say, "I'll drink to that" except I'm underage at the time of this writing. (If you really want to know, I'm 14. If you don't, stand upside-down with your head in a bucket of pihranahs*.)

*Or however you spell it

And another thing! I didn't threaten to leave the H2G2, I threatened /not/ to leave the H2G2. I guess I'll have to carry it out.

(as police take poor Monsy away for kissing someone under the legal age)

Surely you can have one drink at Christmas, YK?! An eggnog, perhaps. Or some Kahlua and milk. Mmmmmm.

(gives YK a Christmas kiss, police be damned. )

In all seriousness... you write quite well for a fourteen year old. Hell, you write pretty well for someone of any age. Loved the Penguins guide entry.

A very Merry Christmas to you and yours.

*pulls away from police arguing about the arrest*
HEY!! i knew he was 14, that is why i kissed him on the cheek you fools!!! what are you guys anyway??, the keystone cops??
monsy

*bashes cop over the head with a stuffed reindeer and pulls Monsy with her to the door*

No use arguing with the law, Monsy. And YK probably thinks we're OLD. Or at least thinks I'M old. Hahaha.

We'll come back, when the police have cleared out. Wonder if it'll make the papers...?

thank-you thank-you you are sooooo brave
papers??? oh my!! this could ruin me!!!
monsy

Ooooh, wait til Peta hears!!! You'll be ousted.

you wouldn't dare?? would you??
monsy

Hmmm. La-di-daaa-di-daaaa. Hmmm. You wouldn't know, would you, if that new H2G2 weekly-paper-thingy accepts "letters to the editor", would you....? (whistles tunelessly to self) Hmm.

I can see it now, all done up in lights: "Local ACE Gets Sting In Pre-Holiday Brouhaha." "It is alleged that a resident ACE was arrested on the day before Christmas Eve for engaging in Relations and consuming alcohol with a minor. Sources say that a researcher who would only identify herself as "Monsy" was taken away in handcuffs after the ugly incident. Details in the late edition."

Hmmm.

Haha. Now THAT wouldn't be in the spirit of the season!!

oh goodness! oh goodness!! my reputation i've got to hide 'till this all blows over or i can come up with a good cover for all of this......
*runs down deserted alley towards old deserted warehouse*
http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=10338&thread=33502
monsy

Good. That's got rid of her. [sees everyone else follow her]

Ah, well, bugger the whole thing! [follows]