h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

YK, This is where I'll give you the mission updates if needed. Has anyone figured out that it was me that sent you on the B.S. project and not STUMPED? It seems to me that H2G2's Imaginary Realms is in a state of sleep? Do you not agree? I think it's time to wake it up with a shock that will rock every forum there, and I MEAN EVERY FORUM!!!!! What do you think? We need people to wake up and smell the coffee!! The world they are posting in is just the sugar coated topping on the cake of chaos. You don't have to agree to help me yet, heck, if I were you I wouldn't agree yet. I'll talk to you more IRL about it.

I see that you are having an easy time at the B.S.P forum. Personally, I would like to see some "good on evil" fighting going on. Would you mined if I went and...oh, I don't know...made Uncle Heavy really mad? I won't do anything until you post again, don't worry. I am going to talk to Krymla about joining the My site with His. I think that would be cool. Just think a massive forum bridge joining two of the most evil sites on H2G2. I can see it now... Keep up the good work.

Tony, there is a BIG problem with that, and it is this:

We can't get the attention of someone who's never there.

None of the members of CHOPPERS other than RedSky, Uncle Heavy, Affy, and Garius Lupus have posted recently, and RedSky's the only one who actually pays attention to the CHOPPERS base. So that's a bit difficult.

Bingo!!!!!!


Uncle Heavy, Affy, and Garius Lupus haven't responded to anything in about a week and a half(I checked). Fight RedSky until friday (in our time zone) then the negotiations will begin. I'll talk RedSky into giving up CHOPPERS for whatever. Anyone from CHOPPERS comes back and sees the new order of things, they go see RedSky frist, leaving us with enough time to rig it and run. When CHOPPERS falls, the 'Crime Fighting Unit 6' and 'The H2G2 Saving the Galaxy Effort' will drop like flies(if they already haven't). We negotiate with them and then, BOOM!!!! I own all three hero bases and there isn't a thing the heros can do about it! Of course, I'm not going to go mad with power. Krymla will get any two bases he wants, I don't want any of them(that will be paying off my debt to him for letting me use his villains). If the "heros" want their bases back, then they will have to join together to stop me and Krymla.

All I'm asking of you is to lead the greatest army, of the greatest villains, into the biggest war this galaxy...No, the universe has ever seen! And you, my dear friend, will be written up in the text books as THE greatest warrior, Jedi, and leader ever to step foot on this universe ours(and you'll get the other hero base Krymla doesn't want). A new dawn is rising, a new age begining, a new leader praised: KRYMLA. It's time to stop hidding in the shadows. The time has come, YK, both you an I know that.

Very nice, but there's still a bigger battle coming up. And you don't know about it ... yet ...

Tell "Uncle Heavy" if he dose not shut-up about his stupid "Titanic Battle" I will come down there and personally chop his head off! Jez, I've never seen so much advertising from one person! I don't care what he says, but he will not advertise that at my site!

It's not your site yet. And I didn't mean that Titanic Battle.

Thats not what I mean...every time I'm in a forum with UH he alway tells people to go there! What is this "Titanic Battle" of his anyway? I mean I've seen it, but I don't understand it. What is the piont of it? And why does he want people to go to it so badly?

The point is the good-on-evil stuff you've been mentioning a lot. I don't know WHY he wants it.

AHHHHHH!!!! I need Starman Jones back! I'm going insane not being able to fight, swear, or mess with people! He'll still be in Liz's initiation, just give me a link there and I'll read every thing that I missed.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F44375?thread=117041 And make sure people know you're the same person. ;-) So much for messing with Yowuzupman's mind.

Ya, well what ya gonna' do? Thanks, YK.

Great. If only one of you is around, make sure it's clear who it is...

ya sorry about that, I forgot.

And "overlooker" is still only one word, not two.

fine, fine, fine, I'll change it, jez.

And "jeez" has two E's.


Yeah, I know. That's getting REALLY pedantic.*

Incidentally, one minor thing that's going to happen is, the Moogles are working on a Thirty-Year Plan that got started about this time in 1992. Basically, by 2022 they hope to become their own civilization. I don't know much beyond that.

[*Footnote: Pedantic means "prone to becoming obsessed with little details like that and annoyed if any error thereof is made". A "pedant" is "one who is pedantic"]

What do the moogles have to do with anything we've said in this forum?

I have no idea! I have no idea why I even POSTED that!

strange...Anyway, is 'The H2G2 Saving the Galaxy Effort' club part of the whole CHOPPERS vs. STUMPED, good guy vs. bad guy type of thing? If they are, they're a sorry example of one. All they do all day is eat donuts! Thats their most resent post! All there other ones are out of date by a month or so!

On Liz's initiation you just crossed that place that you can only stay on for less then a second, no one has done anything else yet, can I go, or should I wait?

Just GO for Bob's sake!

And the Saving the Galaxy Effort has sort of died down, but it /is/ in the same universe.