h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*whispers*
Perhaps we can throw the towel and the t-shirt over them and escape in the confusion?

¦M¦

Or throw the frisbee over their heads and while they're watching it?

*nods*
*whispers*
That would probably work better.

¦M¦

*very carefully reaches for frisbee while enduring stares of pygmies*

*grabs it*

*throws*

*the pygmies all watch the frisbee*
*when it lands they all rush towards it*

*runs faster*

¦M¦

*darts out of door*

*waits 'til MM exits*

*slams door*

Phew!

There isn't any other way out of your cupboard is there?

¦M¦

Only into every forum that there's a door in

Oh dear.

Oh. Ah. Maybe we ought to sit on the cupboard so they can't get at us...?

¦M¦

The door is flush to the wall, like a broom cupboard

Oh. Damn.

¦M¦

Maybe I should offer myself as a sacrifice or something. Then at least you're ok

No!
No no no no no no no no and no.
And no.
And no as well.
And also no.


Oh, and no.

¦M¦

Are you trying to tell me something?

*door gives a little from where SM is pushing it shut*

I was, but now I'm going to ask if theres any way we can wedge this door shut. Or is there a key?

¦M¦

There's probably one in the cupboard

Oh.
Oh dear.

¦M¦

*door lurches violently*

*SM slides down slightly*

Isn't there anything we an wedge the door shut with??


¦M¦

I don't...

*door bursts open*

*SM is thrown violently across the room and hits the wall. She slumps*

*several Pygmies are carried through the frame by momentumumum*

*the front pygmy overbalances and falls over*

*the rest fall on top*