h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It's like I've been having some trips.

On visiting a Druidic shrine,

(Hey, folx - whoever finishes 'em should provide the new first line, please... )

With Venus and Saturn aligned,

I met a nice priestess,

Who was writing a treatise

on Blood, and Candles, and Wine.

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Whilst flying one day on Air Lingus,

With an odd chap named Dingus

I noticed his coat

Smelled like a wet goat

and his shirt-front was covered in singes.

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While struggling to avoid innuendo,

But failing with quite a crescendo,



;^)#

The man from Crete

made that big ole' sheep bleat

By kicking it in the rear end-o.

I know, its pseudo-gibberish, but outside of 'diminuendo', nothing else rhymed.

New Limerick:

While taking a walk in Quatar,

And lazily strumming a guitar.



You know I would have bet money on that last limerick ending with Nintendo - but now you know why I dont bet.


;^)#

I broke my G-string,

And it wrapped round my ring

So you could hear my wail from afar.


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New one


Here we are thanks to The Digital Village


;^)#

Getting ready to loot, burn, and pillage!

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