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Vestboy Posted Aug 9, 1999
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Aug 9, 1999
whilst scrabbling around
Lumberjack's Movie Club...
Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Aug 9, 1999
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RiffRaff Posted Aug 10, 1999
Bit of confusion there... 
That old bastard Duncan Dupree
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Grey Posted Aug 10, 1999
What were you doing up at 6:30???
Kept dumping dead hogs in the sea,
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RiffRaff Posted Aug 10, 1999
Enough bacon to feed even me!
(I don't start work till 4:30 pm, so I'm usually up till 6 or 7 am.)
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Aug 10, 1999
One morning whilst down on my luck (!)
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Aug 11, 1999
to get pecked in the knackers
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Caitlyn Posted Aug 12, 1999
That'll teach me to walk nekkid in the park wif dem quackers!!!
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Vestboy Posted Aug 12, 1999
One morning whilst down on my luck (!)
I was bitten by this strange little duck
It sent me quite crackers
To get pecked in the knackers
That'll teach me to walk nekkid in the park wif dem quackers!!!
+*= Alternative last line =*+
When I'd just finished bating my hook
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Aug 12, 1999
Whilst watching the solar eclipse
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Grey Posted Aug 13, 1999
Put me in a daze
(I knew you didn't start work 'til late afternoon, but I just didn't realize you *stayed* up so late. Yay.)
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- 21: Vestboy (Aug 9, 1999)
- 22: Vestboy (Aug 9, 1999)
- 23: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Aug 9, 1999)
- 24: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Aug 9, 1999)
- 25: Vestboy (Aug 10, 1999)
- 26: RiffRaff (Aug 10, 1999)
- 27: Grey (Aug 10, 1999)
- 28: Caitlyn (Aug 10, 1999)
- 29: Vestboy (Aug 10, 1999)
- 30: RiffRaff (Aug 10, 1999)
- 31: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Aug 10, 1999)
- 32: Caitlyn (Aug 10, 1999)
- 33: Vestboy (Aug 11, 1999)
- 34: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Aug 11, 1999)
- 35: Caitlyn (Aug 12, 1999)
- 36: Vestboy (Aug 12, 1999)
- 37: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Aug 12, 1999)
- 38: Vestboy (Aug 12, 1999)
- 39: RiffRaff (Aug 13, 1999)
- 40: Grey (Aug 13, 1999)
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