Say Hello To Mister Smack-In-The-Face
Mister Smack-In-The-Face is your friend. What does this mean?
It means that Mister Smack-In-The-Face is your enemies' enemy.
Mister Smack-In-The-Face yearns to do your bidding. In particular, he yearns to know of your enemies so that he can go round to their houses in the quiet of the evening, when your enemies are relaxing, all-unknowing, over a shot of Short Dog swigged out of the brown bag, while your enemies' hideous, snarling wives slump on your enemies' bad-taste sofas and gibber to themselves over Geraldo.
Your enemies will be congratulating themselves on having scored points off you during the day. But their triumph is short-lived. Here comes Mister Smack-In-The-Face! And guess what happens next?
Well now, let's see here...Thwack! Whop! Bang! Crunch!I don't know. I am stupid.
So... would you like Mister Smack-In-The-Face to be your friend, too?
Yes please.
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