h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Dear TM,

The first person who decides on which presidential candidate het will vote gets a free towel from the towelshop.
http://www.h2g2.com/A372061

Since you told me you thought about voting for me make up your mind and get you free towel.

Dear(possible) future Mr. President,

Before you make yourself vulnerable to impeachment, here are some excerpts from the h2g2-constitution regarding towels :

Section 1.

All towels born or naturalized on h2g2, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of h2g2 and of the researcher's page wherein they reside. Necessary consultancy and advise will be administered by TowelMaster. No researcher shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of towels of h2g2; nor shall any researcher deprive any towel of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor deny to any towel within its jurisdiction the equal protection of the laws.

Section 2.

Neither slavery nor involuntary servitude, except as a punishment for crime whereof the party shall have been duly convicted, shall exist within the realm of h2g2, or any place subject to their jurisdiction.



Yours truly,

TowelMaster.

Can you translate this in normal English so anyone understands the meaning of those words????

Don't shoot the messenger, the offer was made by the person who has set up the Towel shop.

Shame on you !!! It comes straight out of the American Constitution(well...sort of straight). ;-0

TM.

Since I am not American I don't have to be ashamed. And the question still stands.
What do you mean??

I mean that there is only one person authorized to hand out towels on h2g2 and that person is me...

TM.

Follow the link above and tell that to the person who is selling them. I just informed you about it.

Allright, but :

"I shall say this only once..."

TM.

Thank you for you quick response. Something had to be said about that...and I did.

TM.

Do I get yor vote now.
Do I, do I.

I am like Freek in this respect ; I always give my vote at the last moment so I can have it all day and dream that it matters.... But you do get a merit-point for it...

TM.

Thank you, and that your vote may be the deciding one.