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The Master

Post 1

Swarming Warmly

The Master is saddened that you, a feeble accomplice of Vestboy, has not namechecked the leader of the "Evil Gang of Evil Super Villains".

Evil G will return ... eventually.


The Master

Post 2

The Duke of Dunstable

Bring it on, minion! We will laugh in his face until we decide it's time to brush our teeth again.


The Master

Post 3

Swarming Warmly

I can smell your breath from here inside this specially hollowed out iceberg secret base. I think it is time for you to decide to brush your teeth.
And your use of the royal we ... so tired.

Fnar fnar and thrice fnar!


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