h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

on our way obscure!!!

I don't mind people talking, why should I ? After all, if no one says anything this we wouldn't be here anyway. Also I have some documentation on the darker side of several researchers so they'd better beware...

Now where did Dax go...?

towelmaster, i seem to of located Dax for you, Dax was apparently making himself cosey in my linen closet again with risque.
i will direct him back to your linen closet now.
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pssst, this is risque, just wondering, could i come with Dax????

Risque, you can come but you'll have to take your ladyboss with you...
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PSssssssssssss, Dax here, get that old lady of yours to go with you, remember the evening by the whirlpool...

Whoops, I seem to have stumbled across some dark and sinister secrets here. The linen closet, I believe.
there is no end to their audacity. By the way, aren't clean sheets supposed to be stored in the closet.

obscure, think of it this way, have you never heard of footsy under the sheets or maybe a little tickle party, or better yet a little wrestling? what better place for two frisky towels than in a linen closet?
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psst!....this is risque, i have the old lady entangled in my threads and we are on our way! get the whirlpool preped!, here we come!

You'd be suprised, I really do have a whirlpool ! O.k. o.k. it is an add-on for a normal bathtub but believe me ; 30 minutes of action and your legs refuse to move when you try to get out. You're THAT relaxed.

Only thing is, how do I get rid of the fibers...

In my opinion there is NOTHING better that a nice relaxing bath with a copy of the guide or just the local newspaper and a good drink and some cigarettes beside you.

Talk About Decadence !! Mmmmhhhhhh....

I find that taking the plug out is the cheapest whirlpool one can get.
But a bottle of champagne, listening to Billy Holiday, and a significant other to sit at the tap end, whoops, no, I'm too much the gentleman to let her have the taps, oh for a BIG bath.
And of course some luxurios towels after.

Welllll... as you may have found out Risque is coming over so I'll have all the towels I want

And remember ; NO Mobile phones allowed in the bathroom !

Although a notebook with an online-connection to H2G2 would be great.

This is not a bad idea at all...

this is starting like more and more fun all the time!!!!!

Do you plan on using a scented bubble bath, or perhaps a bath full of Champagne (perhaps then you won't have to turn the whirlpool then).
Has Dax arrived, and are you in trouble. Extra towels, just phone room service, and they will bring them up so fast that you know it wasn't BR.

towelmaster, obscure may have an idea there, i never thought of a bath filled with champane. that could be interesting! wamt to give it a whirl?? as for scent, we could light those great scented candles and set them around as well, we must be careful though to keep risque and dax clear of them or there could be a disaster

You must save the them, or the pungence will be burnt hair.
Candles are a necessity for what you have planned, and music, what are you thoughts, what you would want to listen to at this tiime is important. You have to set the right mood.

actually ray lynch is a personal favorite of mine as a mood setter
he plays some fantastic pieces that will go well with this little gathering we are planning
any other thoughts????????

I can't say I have ever heard of her/him. WEhat sort of music do they play. My preference is Billy Holiday, blues vocal, you would have to listen to her to know what I mean. Under the right circumstances of course. I.E. a bath with champagne, and strawberries with cream, and your choice of partners.

oh my yes, billy holliday is good too and the strawberries with cream does not sound bad either. this is getting better and better all the time

O.K. this is sounding more and more like an orgy !

Obscure ; you can ofcourse use my bath but I'll leave you in peace as I think the sight of one guy naked is more than enough ...
As for the list, o.k. I can do that too...

Requirements for a truly mindbogglingly nice bath :

1. A bubblebath
2. Towels
3. Soap(add-on)
4. Dax, sorry towels
5. A bar containing at least 15 different drinks of which one may be non-alcoholic.
6. Loads of champagne or scotch to fill the batch, preferably Dom Perignon '59
7. An online laptop-connection to H2G2
8. A rubber duck
9. Donna Summer singing 'Love to love you baby' on the HiFi

Anything you might want ?

Don't forget the candles and turn the lights down low for ambiance, very romantic you know , oh yea and we must have a towel warmer for dax and risque