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mrs. slartibartfast Started conversation Jun 14, 1999
errrrrrrr. dear mrs. slartibartfast. you must be mad. not only are you replying to yourself, you cannot think of one useful criticism. and by the way you are quite silly and should seek some help.
sincerely,
mrs. slartibartfast
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Daltonator Posted Jun 14, 1999
Get on with it!
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Daltonator Posted Jun 14, 1999
Get on with it!
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mrs. slartibartfast Posted Jun 14, 1999
fine then!!!! i will!!!
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mrs. slartibartfast Posted Jun 15, 1999
oh nutters. i've lost track. what was i supposed to be saying?
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Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ... Posted Jun 16, 1999
Well - I think that you are doing well - at least by talking to yourself you can be assured of getting a reply that you can understand (sometimes)
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mrs. slartibartfast Posted Jun 16, 1999
rest assured i never understand my replies. i don't know why i bother. i never give myself a straight answer and babble incessantly til i become bored with the whole conversation and lose track yet again in the process. now what was i talking about?
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Daltonator Posted Jun 16, 1999
You were talking about the wonders of bovine life.
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mrs. slartibartfast Posted Jun 16, 1999
bovine? what's a bovine? mooooooooo
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Daltonator Posted Jun 16, 1999
You're a bovine, you cow.
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mrs. slartibartfast Posted Jun 17, 1999
i should think that i tend to run to the porcine. however, being a bovine, you wouldn't know that as you are usually quite idiotic and also rather mad
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Daltonator Posted Jun 17, 1999
The grass is always greener on the other side.
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mrs. slartibartfast Posted Jun 17, 1999
other side of what?
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Dawd1 Posted Jun 20, 1999
phew, i'm confused now... where were you?
One cow says to the other "I'm not worried about that mad cow disease"
"why not? " says the second cow
"because i'm a squirrel !"
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mrs. slartibartfast Posted Jun 20, 1999
that's nuts.
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mrs. slartibartfast Posted Jun 20, 1999
but very funny.
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Dawd1 Posted Jun 20, 1999
"nuts? did someone say nuts? don't you know squirrels love nuts? share them round"
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mrs. slartibartfast Posted Jun 20, 1999
what sort of nuts do you prefer? i like a good macadamia, myself.
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Bazzy Posted Jun 21, 1999
'Ello Mrs. S,
Having spotted your name lurking in such illustrious corners as ‘time concept’ discussion forums, I am compelled to seek your home researcher page, and point out that for the last decade or so, I have unwaveringly used “Slarti” for aliases, ids, passwords to maximum security information…. Of course, there is one exception to the unwavering use of this prestigious name, and that is for the porpoises of h2g2, where in a staggering break from tradition, I have pretty much used my own name. Typical really, but it’s finally reassuring to see that at least one other individual on this planet making good use of the title.
The anarchist formerly know as Slarti.
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johnnyr Posted Jun 25, 1999
Well done BAZZA
didnt think I'd recognize you
did you ?
ha hah
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