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Dancing cats
Posted Aug 29, 1999
A world-wide phenomonen. People are dancing with their cats. Some are into swing, others really rock. More on this craze sweeping a lounge near you can be found at - http://www.netlink.co.nz/~monpa/dwc/world.html
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Karaoke and nuns
Posted Aug 25, 1999
A London cinema has come up with a new karaoke formula - special performances of The Sound Of Music with subtitles to help fans join in with Julie Andrews. Audiences have apparently really entered into the spirit of things at the Prince Charles Theatre, with fans dressing as nuns and putting on Lederhosen. "Audience reaction is absolutely wonderful. It is a complete sellout," said a cinema spokesman. "Communal singing is a hugely uplifting thing. It is more fun than singing in church." The fun of farting in church was not commented on. Other fun things to do in cinemas and churches are....?
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Key kiwi facts
Posted Aug 5, 1999
http://prime-mover.cc.waikato.ac.nz/Bloke.html
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Succulant cockroaches
Posted Jul 24, 1999
The New Zealamd Y2K Readiness Commission has given new meaning to the phrase "millennium bug." The commission is employing Ken, a computer-generated cockroach, to urge New Zealanders to hoard essential supplies in case the world ends on New Year's Eve. Should you starve, however, the commission has helpfully included the following "succulent" cockroach recipe in its press kit. "Simmer cockroaches in vinegar. Then boil with butter, farina flour, pepper and salt to make a paste. Spread on buttered bread." Yum. Just the thing to wash down with champagne on January 1 as you watch the sun come up and the computers go down.
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Nuclear songs
Posted Jul 24, 1999
The BBC rejected the disco hit 'Staying Alive' for being too frivolous, and preferred Julie Andrews 'The Sound Of Music' to be aired if Britain came under nuclear attack. I am sure the good citizens of h2ge come come up with better, worse, choices. 'Suffer Bomb Damage' by the Dead C springs to mind.
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