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Jenny and Fred the cheese Started conversation Jul 10, 1999
i'm said to look like an elf if i put my hair behind my ears and widen my eyes, does this count? i am very stupid.
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Legolas Posted Aug 12, 1999
you'll do fine. The number of elves on this planet is so pitiful I'll talk to anybody.
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Legolas Posted Sep 3, 1999
Remember, all you have to do is act like you're apove these pathetic humans and make racist comments about any dwarves (except perhaps Gimli). If you do that, nobody will ever know you aren't really an elf. 
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Gimli Posted Sep 6, 1999
If I hear (Read)one racist comment about me on here then there will be some elves that I will have to chop up a few elves or few elf lookalikes
. So please be nice.
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Gimli Posted Sep 6, 1999
Sorry about that little outburst. But please be nice. Also I noticed that I need to get my phrasing right and actually re read what I write.
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