h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Morning Glad to hear you are feeling a bit better at least.

Mine broke up nearly a month ago now and doesn't return until 3rd September!!

Morning Holly, Glad your feeling better.

Do you ever think your other half has lost his marbles?

H was telling me off last night because the was a piece of cheese in the sink & this morning sulking at me because there was chicken shavings in the bin....What planet is he on

Morning Purp

I think mine frequently loses his marbles I got shouted at last night for being in bed sick and he'd left a binbag in the garden with remnants of Mondays bbq in it, and cats had got it and there was food all over the garden

My fault of course I'm bloody telephathic

How the hell can I hear cats in the back garden when I'm in the front bedroom, bloody idiot

Morning all, I see our menfolk are behaving themselves as usual - went out for a drink yesterday with ex-OH just to shut him up, he wants me back what a surprise, no chance mate

Men eh, H, who wanted sweet f a to do with my chickens is now an expert & knows best, he let the big chicks out this morning, how they will get back in when the house is 3 foot off the ground gawd knows.

Got very and now a bit , there's a surprise eh

Hangover Dev? Be carful drinking with ex's, it normaly land you in a or even worse in bed.

Hiya Dev

All men are useless except the Captain of course

Drinking with the Ex, no wonder you had a few too many hun, stay strong

Purp, H would have to think about that and the majority of men don't bloody think

Morning All,

Dont even get me started on the Incredible Sulk

He is up to his old tricks again - started on Monday night and kept it up all day yesterday and all last night .

The annoying thing is I rise up to it every time and then get the blame for losing the plot at him. My head is so wrecked I took my to a football game yesterday that was not on until today

Ooh, good one PSD, we should have a psychopathic smiley, maybe a bit like this but with an axe

for PSD, Think I know exactly what you are going through

They should all be sent to the sodding moon

thanks hun I noticed that you seem to be having the same problems with H.

I am spitting fire as I type

Agree Holly, although can I have mine back for half an hour on Friday, a bit of sex, money for the dog & house keeping dosh

PSD, H can be a pain in the butt at times, especially when not sober etc, he bullies & plays stupid mind games, twists everything as if its me that is loony tunes, he says he is just winding me up but he can be a bully.

I love him to bits though

Purps sounds exactly like mine - i feel as if just going round and round and round on the roundabout and that I keep coming back to the same place and NOTHING HAS CHANGED.

Now the notion in his head is that the problem is mine and its up to me to sort myself out and be part of the family:

Thank you for your considerate thoughts on your lovely wife who you promised to support, I bow down to your superior knowledge and will attempt to take things on board and become miore like the wife you want .

PSD, H keeps calling me a nutter & saying I've lost the plot & need to sort it

Might come in handy when I'm up for manslaughter

They're all the bloody same. Mine is exactly the same as your 2's when he's had a drink, what you doing on that computer, why were you talking to him etc. etc. etc.

He winds me up to the point where I end up hitting him and not feeling guilty the day after

BUILD A BRIDGE AND GET OVER IT!!!!!!!! springs to mind.

I am glad I live on my own!!!!


If you don't include the CFH!!!

Holly, you could set up a company doing bridge building the amount of times I've seen you say it!

I think men are worse when they're trying to crawl round you 'cos they want something, at least when they're being obnoxious you know where you stand and you get to be obnoxious right back at 'em