h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

you smell like the bayou, i'll give you that much.

That's not the bayou, it's Jean-Claude Van Damme.

JCVD: when you just don't give a damme what you smell like anymore

Why oh why hasn't SNL hired you as a writer yet?

horatio sanz and i have a long-standing fued

aka Brotherhood of the Traveling Fat Pants.

stop it with your pre-trans-op group's attempts to be relevant

At least we're not like you and Horatio, pretending to be revenants.

i'm here, aren't i? pfft. attempt. as if!

I have here some garlic and a steak. Which do you want?

i'll have the garlic on my steak. fried mushrooms and onions too, please.

We only serve freedom mushrooms and onions around here, Osama.

what's that? i couldn't hear you over my chewing. i asked for med-well and you served me a chunk of coal.

That's because you were naughty.

what's that got to do with the price of tea in china?

The same thing it has to do with the price of Yoohoo in Zimbabwe.

i heard they can only afford oo oo in zimbabwe

And a big oo oo to you oo!

a a i oo oo o ou oo

I didn't call the Witchdoctor, so kick the shrunken head down a notch.