h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I don't have any yours.

Must I drag out the evidence?

how about you drag up your pants first

How about you drag your mouth shut?

how about dragging your ass. that donkey is nothing but stubborn, just like you.

Hello pot. Meet kettle.

i think you've had a little too much pot - i don't see a kettle. i do see a teapot though; she appears to be short and stout.

Quit talking about your mother.

she ain't heavy, she's my-

oh wait.

Take a load off, Sporky.

you and this monkey need to get off my back

You may have something to hide, but not me and my monkey.

i don't know who you're talking to, or what you're hearing, but it's obvious i'm not a part of the dialogue.

This isn't a dialogue, it's a travesty of justice!

*sips his *

I hope there's some eggshell in that.

there's egg all over your face

That's not my face, and that's not an egg.

everything you say is a lie.
you cannot tell a lie.

Keep your Zen to yourself.