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Post 21

FG

*fingers the ribbon slung across her body which reads "Miss Cranberry Bog 2002*

I beat out Miss North Dakota, Miss Alaska, Miss New Jersey, and Miss Guam, you know.


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Post 22

SE

All Ugos


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Post 23

FG

I believe the name of the car is Yugo, and yes, that's what all these ladies drive.


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Post 24

SE

I'm sure you would know. Everybody knows that you made sure they all had little accidents before the competition...


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Post 25

FG

Since when do you, Jacques Chirac, and Cher constitue "everybody"?


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Post 26

SE

Since you and your friends count as you and nobody, respectively


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Post 27

FG

Something is wrong with your math.


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Post 28

SE

0+1 =1
1+1=2
2+1=3
3+1=4
you + (anyone)= nobody


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Post 29

FG

I'm giving you an "A" for effort.


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Post 30

SE

A fort? smiley - erm


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Post 31

FG

...


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Post 32

SE

Cat got your tongue?


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Post 33

FG

No, but the cat stole my checkbook.


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Post 34

SE

Really? There's a stoal in your checkbook? How does it fit?


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Post 35

FG

Like buttah.


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Post 36

SE

Really? How do you get the stains out?


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Post 37

FG

Club soda and plutonium. North Korea sells it to me at a discount.


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Post 38

SE

In exchange for services rendered? And for god sakes, keep the red light in.


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Post 39

FG

Heh. Guess who puts the "x" in "axis of evil"?


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Post 40

SE

More like who puts the grind in the axis of evil


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