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oh my!, it just dawned on me what you said about empty wodka bottles............. GINGER,LOONYTUNES..... we seem to have a problem here, i think noah found the vodka, we must not let him drink it all for that would be a catastrophy!!!! we must have VODKA!!!! HELP!!!!, I NEED MORE VODKA!!!!

Oh yes vigiman, we're all here, hiding....

Sounds like you really need more help - Perhaps less Wodka.
Honestly I like my head where it is - You could get it into a spin if you try to move it. vegiman

oh vegiman, don't worry it won't hurt i promise (she says as she crosses her fingers behind her back and grins sheepishly ).
as for more help, yes i do believe you are right, we are having some trouble locating the gent who swiped the wodka and if we don't find it soon something terrible might happen...............we might become sobor! oh goodness me, we can't have that!

Please leave my head alone - If not I'll end up crying and call my mummy in to help. I like it in the doorway. You no wisson to me. My life revolves around it.

Can't you find another theme for the picnic and I might come along. vegiman

well vegiman, i will give you an opportunity to gear us in a direction that would be more preferable to you but i must warn you we REALLY LIKED this idea and we do have so many killer bees, hunny, some vessel virgins, ect., ect., ect. but if you would like to try then just pop back over and we will agree to listen to your ideas, discuss it amongst ourselves and get back with you on our decision.

fank-u vegiman

you are more than welcome vegiman. we can be quite accomidating if you only give us some other options to consider

just stepping in for a moment on my rounds to let you all know that if you want to see zachsminds newest idea then click on this link, i think you will be impressed, i know i was
http://www.h2g2.com/P107407

Monshari ! Thank you for the info on your homestate, it makes me feel sooo much at ease to know Dax is already travelling at almost the speed of light Ofcourse I should have know, he is My Towel...

Anyway, as I've just read through most of this thread I suppose that I have to give you my condolences on living in Alabama(though I wouldn't know why..). I mean do you think everything's hunky dory in Holland ? Apart ofcourse from all the beer, marijuana, wodka, PanGalactic Gargleblasters etc. etc. there's not much adventure here. I may have gotten myself in the wrong place as a field-researcher

Well, whirlpool's almost ready...(explain it all to the guys if you like, ofcourse a little mystery is always nice..)

well hello there towelmaster!
nice to see you and dax again! as for the whirlpool, let them figure it out on their own. i have just come from that very thread and am trying to figure how to get obscure out of the tub or find him a traveler of his own to play footsy with. something about two guys and one tub makes me a bit queezy
by the way, could you send risque back this way?, she is late for her softner treatment, thanks

Hey, Hey we're the monkees!

say what????????????????

what

How was that?

my but you are a cheeky one now aren't you??!!
i like hanging around cheeky travelers as they make the day so much more interesting and entertaining
now, put a little more feeling in that what, say it like you mean it, kinda like this:
!!WHAT??

Life...everyone's talking about life. Is this the complain about life forum? I can complain about life...

why yes fenchurch, that is what this thread was actually added for. i placed it so that when someone had a really sh---ty day they could come here with their choice of drinks, relax and get it all off of their chests.
feel free to complain away!

Really? Thanks. And the day just started too.

So, I can't get a job. Plague of the drone. It doesn't seem like much, does it? Well, one day long ago I come home 15 minutes late--in the daytime, mind you, because I was talking to the manager of an ice cream shop. mmm...ice cream. So my dad, already mad, decides to take me shopping-for my sister's clothes, while he knows good and well it's finals and I need to study. So we get in an argument because I don't want to go an' voila!-he kicks me out. That's okay, I never really liked him anyway.

I move in with my mom, on the other part of town. I am 3 hours away from my boyfriend, 2 hours away from everyone else. I have a car, and I can't drive. I can't get a lisence...because I can't pay for drivers ed...because I don't have a job, and my mom says "It's your responsibility". That's okay, at least she makes sense.

So, I continue to try and get a job...nope. Okay, being the good, gold-hearted person I am, I decide "Okay, Fenchurch, why don't you volunteer?" So I go to the medical center....it's 2 weeks later....I go in to check...nothing. What the @&#$!!? I've taken biology, chemistry, psychology...passed all three with an A or B....maybe they don't like people with chewed nails.

So I'm stuck at home. Not that it's bad, just...I'm not getting anywhere.

And, to top it all off, I missed the Dave Matthews Band concert.

Petty whining is fun. Thanks. Sorry to take your time, if you were bored enopugh to READ all that. I feel better . I think I'll go make some fish.

Hello Monshari,
I've just sent her on her way. As for Obscure wellll.. I'm working on it, just be supportive, C Ya,

TM

fenchurch, you are more than welcome to come here and complain any time you want to. i did as a matter of fact read your entire message and must say that you have been having a pretty rough time of it. i remember being a drone and having difficulty getting anywhere, they all wanted older or more experienced or any number of other things i did not have. drove me bananas, of course now i am in the spot where they all want younger, prettier and more things than i care to mention. sorry, did not mean to depress you there. anyway, i will go now as my computer crashed last night and i thought i had it repaired but apparently not because i had to fix it all over again when i got home tonight and am now in the process of re-installing everything on it. figured i would pop into h2g2 while things were loading and it seems my icq has just finished and is ready to complete so here i go again, wish me luck on this mess working this time as if i have to go through all this again i believe i will just go completely mad.