h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

shazzPR

Here we go again. It's YK, btw, not AK.

Here we go again. It's YK, btw, not AK.

"he seems to have a bee in his bonnett""can dish it out but can't take it""the innocence of youth""the wisdom of age""'ner between the two shall meet""tongue in cheek""smile and the world smiles with you"
"be a good sport""we're only funnin' ya'"
monsy

*If you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen**Take it from me*
*a good child is a silent child*
shazzPR

"This is gettin' good"! "Iffin' ya' don't mind" "I've a mind to" "take my shoes off", "pull up a chair an' sit aspell"!... "Watchin' these goins on"...."it's about all as I can handle"!

NM

"the sh*t's gettin' deep around here""what else is new""in every dream a little life must fall""grin and bear it""for this too shall pass"
monsy

"Do I HAVE to" use strange sayings as the sole makeup of the "sentences him to 30 years without parole"? "Wait, that's not right ..." "Look, perhaps I'd better start again." "Ahhh, screw the whole thing!"

"It ain't as hard as it looks", "Just put your heart in it"...."Give it the ol' heave-ho"! "You never know until you try"!

NM

"Practice makes perfect""If you don't use it you lose it""good things come in small packages""size doesn't matter""where there's a will there's away""faint heart never won fair lady"
shazzPRME

"give it the ol' college try""jump in with both feet""don't look back"
"if at first you don't succeed, try try again""never say die""you only live once""can't never could""it's a piece of cake"
monsy

"I'll go along with that""Never look a gift horse in the mouth""There is no such thing as a free lunch""He who dares wins""So long and thanks for all the fish!"
shazzPRME

Collection of odd HUMAN sayings ... hmmm ... racism (and I don't mean skin color, I mean species) ...

"Pardon me for not being British" but what does that PRME thing mean, Shazz?

that means she is the "head honcho" for the post researchers
"top dog", the "big cheese"
as for rasist....sorry about that but i thought the other species would like to use this as a way of finding out more about us...if you would like we can include other species as well would not want to upset anyone
monsy

HEY!!! Congrats Shazz. Monsy tells me you are now "the lead dog" at the Post! "You know what they say"...."if you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes"!!!!

NM

I /do/ know what they say?

Do you?

Thanks NM *You can lead a horse to water..but**still waters never run deep*
shazzPRME

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him fish.

Wait, THAT can't be right.

Up in the North of England we have several saying some of which are 'rude'. But try this:- "He's not backward in comeing forward" or "He calls a spade a shovel". I could have put it in Geordie slang, but then no-one would understand it. Kepp it going