h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

A woman suspects her husband of being unfaithful with the maid, so she fires her. The maid says, "I've been here for years of hard service!" but the woman still fires her. The maid says, "I can clean up a room faster than anyone else!" but the woman still refuses. The maid says, "I'm better than you in bed!" The woman says, "Who told you that? My husband?" The maid says, "No, the mailman."

Did you know that saying "I refuse to dignify that with a response" is, technically, responding?

Hmmmmm.... Ya' know, BP, that might could be arranged!

If Monsy comes up with the right bribe, I might be willing to...eeerrrmmm....should I say, help her out!?

NM

Do I exist? Am I in the wrong because I respond to YK? Was my first impression of humanity the correct one? Was I any better than it? Is my post consisting entirely of questions? Is it getting annoying? Mew?

ermmm....did i miss something??? NM - chastity belt......ROFLMAO!!!! this i have got to see ROFLMAO!!!!!
hey, mewtwo, reckon we can get together and get a shot of that??
monsy

*Lock up your daughters*,*a clean mind is a bored mind*,*throw away the key*,*I've got a brand new pair of roller skates*...arghh.......Y2K overload....I think that I will just go quietly!
shazzPRME

What's Roflamo?

ROFLMAO = rolling on the floor laughing my arse off

*just another day in the life*.....*short circuit in the program*...
*wired for sound*.....*looneybird*......*take a chill pill*.....*all dressed up and nowhere to go*......*picture perfect*......*a mug only a mother could love*......*there's no turning back now*......*let the show begin*......*i'd pay good money to see this*
monsy

*Don't cry for Me Argentina* * The first cut is the deepest* *Don't rain on my parade**get a life!*
shazzpRME

Blughtbthtitntbtveve

Anyone seen "Robin Hood: Men In Tights" recently? That involved a chastity belt...

So does *Up Pompei!!)Get your Toga on NM!!
shazzPRME

[cut to Terry Jones, who says "Bottom!" and then cut back]

Mew!

Dum de dum

"Gotta Catsup All!"

Wait, THAT can't be right!

OOeer! Whats up missus?!
shazzPRME

"I'm SO CONFUSED!!!"

NM

Hey, NM, where's that chastity belt we were promised photos of?!?

We were promised photos of it?

"I'm still waitin' for the deal to come down!" "I'm ready an' willin'". "If there's anything I can do" for Monsy, "I'll ride that horse 'till it drops"!

NM