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Small acts of rebellion #1
Posted Mar 10, 2004
I've just cleaned the kitchen with a product that quite clearly states "bathroom cleaner" on the label. And what are they going to do about it, eh? Eh? 
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A letter from Brigadier Sir Charles Arthur Strong (Mrs).
Posted Feb 27, 2004
Thank heavens there are still some people in this country with a sense of moral values...
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,59-1016936,00.html
"PS. I have never kissed the editor of the Radio Times." 
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Damn this internet thing!
Posted Feb 26, 2004
I was going to have an early night tonight. Then I went online for a quick 10 minutes, and now it's quarter past one in the morning. 
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Great moments in Brit Awards history
Posted Feb 18, 2004
1989: Mick Fleetwood and Samantha Fox host two hours of sheer farce. Boy George is introduced as "Here they are, the Four Tops!" Neither works in TV again.
1992: The KLF play a thrash metal version of "3am Eternal" and dump a dead sheep backstage. They split up three months later.
1996: Jarvis Cocker invades the Second Coming of the great prophet Jackson and shows his arse to the crowd. Neither Cocker nor Jackson are invited back.
2004: Spinal Tap win best British group, Kajagoogoo pick up the lifetime achievement award, and Busted rip out John Peel's heart and trample on it in front of a crowd of baying adolescent girls. Hopefully history will repeat itself.
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Twenty-oh-three: the year in review.
Posted Dec 31, 2003
Well, it's been a funny old year, and no mistake. Ignoring the war, natural disasters and Michael Schumacher winning the world championship again (
), on a personal level 2003 has been a good deal more positive than its predecessor... 
whatever it was called.
High points: moving out; having my cheap low-quality jokes published in the Book Of The Future; and some roaringly splendid hootoo meets: London, Edinburgh, Glasgow, Aberdeen... but especially London. 
Low points: well.... whatever did happen to U207791 ? 
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