h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Still have 8 pieces of gingercake left. 10 pieces of lemon syrup cake (a light lemon sponge with lemon syrup soaked into it). The chocolate cake is made with 280g of plain chocolate and has 280g of melted plain chocolate and 1/2pt of double cream mixed together and poured over the top. there are 3 pieces left. There is half a loaf of chocolate bread. (bread with cocoa in it to make it chocolate flavoured). my flatmates are full and have left. but they said they would tell the people upstairs before they went out of the building.

Chocolate cake, Chocolate cake, Chocolate cake, Chocolate cake, Chocolate cake, Chocolate cake, Chocolate cake, Chocolate cake.

Was that enthusiastic enough?

Okay, let's play off this chocolate cake against my mother's legendary chocolate cake and see who wins!

Legendary chocolate cake Legendary chocolate cake Legendary chocolate cake Legendary chocolate cake Legendary chocolate cake Legendary chocolate cake.

Very wise decision, Mr M! And only £27.63 a slice!

*CHOKE*

Erm, let me think.

Chocolate cake Chocolate cake Chocolate cake Chocolate cake Chocolate cake Chocolate cake Chocolate cake.

Well, I was about to offer you the whole cake for only £50, but you're clearly not interested!

There is some simple logic here. Have no money, need free cake.

Ah eek ooh um, wheres me 'elicopter? right here we go-

*smashes through the window SAS style complete with kevlar plate, fully automatic fork and sharpened commando spoon*

Did someone say chocolate cake??

But but but, there's only three slices and they're all mine, mine I tell you, MINE.

*wiping crumbs from mouth* TWO slices, I think you'll find!

I would challenge you to a duel! *waves silk glove threateningly* but, I 'ave ze helicoptuer outside! I race u to the ze 24heur tescos! Haha! Then we will see ou az ze chocolate cake!

*leaps dramatically out of window, misses rope and plunges to the ground, three feet below*

*WHIMPER*

........

*SOB*

Ah well... one slice each then, Menza@@e!

*thinks slowly*

But that means you've had 2.

but they're all gone. my brother came round and he and I had the last one.

however, I'm making a new batch tomorrow.

but i can't decide whether to do chocolate (with plain chocolate), chocolate with chocolate chips, triple chocolate (with white, milk and plain chocolate) or chocolate and cinnamon or ginger.

any preferences?

(ps the eating habits of my flatmates depend on your answers)

*sighs* That means we're going to have to walk around looking for another cake stall.

no, see above (about 5/6 replies), as I said, I'm planning on making a new batch.

*trembling with anticipation*

Well get on with it then.