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It's Christmas!

Post 21

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Sidney, have you met my line manager? You sound very similar... smiley - smiley


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Post 22

Lochangel

oh no ..... not again!


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Post 23

Lochangel

Oh the other sympton is an inability to concentrate on........ hmmmm Mark's desk is very tidy!


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Post 24

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Sorry, where are my manners.... mince pie anyone?


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Post 25

Lochangel

oh go on then as no one else is having one!


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Post 26

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Brandy butter? Or vodka margarine?


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Post 27

Lochangel

errrrmmm oh lager low fat spread please


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Post 28

Morris Miner

Oh God they're dropping like flies. Poor Lochy 2 weeks with no access to h2g2!!!!!! What with that and Drool on her hols in sunny Northolt it's just me and you lads.

Still Lochy look on the bright side at least you can have a real drink now, mind you 'moderation' isn't one of my strong points. I'm afraid I'm a bit all or nothing.


It's Christmas!

Post 29

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Yeah, go easy on the I Can't Believe It's Not Kestrel Super Strength Spread, Miss L! smiley - smiley


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Post 30

Lochangel

Well so am I - where men and drink are concerned anyway!!

still I am not going off on leave just yet - probably the week after next I think. So I will be bugging you lot for a little longer!


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Post 31

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

The doctor tells her to take time off and she won't do it... that's devotion for you! Whether it's devotion to the job or devotion to the free internet access is another matter... smiley - smiley *throws another yule log on the fire*


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Post 32

Lochangel

Can I have a turkey sandwich please?


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Post 33

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Of course... Sid, where are you? The turkey's out and we need someone to do all the gags about breasts and legs...


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Post 34

Lochangel

he is lying collapse in the other forum - I am really worried about him you know!


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Post 35

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Oh blimey - and at Christmas time, too!


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Post 36

Lochangel

remember a Sid is for life ... and all that!


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Post 37

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Maybe we should try forcing this brandy down his neck... for purely medicinal purposes, you understand.


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Post 38

Lochangel

Not while I am trying all the techniques I learnt on that first aid course


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Post 39

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Last time I was on a course, all the techniques I learned involved alcohol.


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Post 40

Lochangel

you don't say! *raises one eyebrow*


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