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Potato Willy

Post 1

Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den

Oh my god!!

I am in love!!!!

Sohpie Ellis from Spiller....you know, the smoldering singer in the dance group spiller (if this aint love)

She is so sexy, so so gorgous.

*Handy hint for seducing her. Sophie Ellis is the daughter of the ex Blue Peter presenter Janet Ellis. Something to chat about over lunch! *

Different subject, Ruff Endz, whats all that about?
Two grown men who for some reason don a pair of there mums tights on there heads, tightly stretched over their crowns, with the legs dangling down around there necks. They also seem desperate to have a slash, due to all the crotch grabing going on!

Or am I just getting old?


Potato Willy

Post 2

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Sid, can I stop you there?

"Potato Willy"? What's this, random naughty words?

Handy hint: she doesn't like people going on about how her mum used to present Blue Peter. This information was used to good effect when she was on Never Mind The Buzzcocks a while back, on which occasion everyone else spent the whole show making Blue Peter jokes. Just something to keep in mind... smiley - winkeye


Potato Willy

Post 3

Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den

Sid Stops....

Potato Willy is an amusing trucking traffic reporter on Radio 2 for Sally Traffic. Rude, could be. Amusing, yes..

I'll keep your handy hint in mind during my dinner datesmiley - winkeye


Potato Willy

Post 4

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

I was worried that the "Potato Willy" subject could be leading up to a "Here's one I made earlier" style Blue Peter gag - fortunately not. smiley - bigeyes


Potato Willy

Post 5

Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den

Nice link!

We could always make the Potato gag run on from here?


Potato Willy

Post 6

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

"Potato?" "Thanks, I don't." smiley - smiley


Potato Willy

Post 7

Shellers (Master of wit and ready repartee)

I thought potato willy was that nasty disease I've just got rid of...


Potato Willy

Post 8

Abi

Nahhh it is the look on Posh's face when she found out she had not made number 1 smiley - bigeyes


Potato Willy

Post 9

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Terribly sad, isn't it? All that hard work... all those miming sessions... the "mystery woman" who bought 32 copies of the single from Woolworths (in a Bad News kind of way)... all for nothing.

How we laughed! smiley - smiley


Potato Willy

Post 10

Abi

It is a triumph for 'a fair bit of production' over 'so much production you are wondering how they fitted it on the record.' And what does she mean 'This tune is going to punish you'????????????


Potato Willy

Post 11

Will Jenkins (Dead)


Silly Willy Productions - http://www.swproductions.co.uk


Potato Willy

Post 12

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

She means you're going to be forced to listen to it until you plead for mercy. As anyone who listens to Radio 1 on a regular basis will already know.
Did you notice a shameless plug there?


Potato Willy

Post 13

Abi

Ohhhh those cottages look lovely - just right for a spring / autumn break! smiley - smiley


Potato Willy

Post 14

Will Jenkins (Dead)

*Resists the temptation to do yet more shameless plugging*
They're great, I'm back and for between Cornwall and here (south wales) all the time!
I'm trying to persuade my mum to do a reduction for h2g2 researchers :-p


Potato Willy

Post 15

Abi

Seriously thinking of booking one for 2001


Potato Willy

Post 16

Will Jenkins (Dead)

My advise is book soon, 'cos the peak season has half gone already.


Potato Willy

Post 17

Abi

I was thinking October - November time...


Potato Willy

Post 18

Will Jenkins (Dead)

Which is mostly free. Email my mum, [email protected] and tell 'er I sent you smiley - winkeye


Potato Willy

Post 19

Abi

I will - when I get an idea of who I will take!


Potato Willy

Post 20

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

*nudges Sid* That gives you 14 months to start impressing Abi, Sidney... smiley - winkeye


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