This is the Message Centre for Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

on the plane....

Post 281

I'm not really here

It was you talking about flavours. smiley - sadface
I was just offering them in the hope it would save a lot of mess later.


on the plane....

Post 282

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Oh, I see. Sorry, I misunderstood.


on the plane....

Post 283

Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years)

If we'll need those later then we must be airborne again - either that or the food was dodgy.


on the plane....

Post 284

I'm not really here

Or we all drink far too much far too quickly.
You lot I mean. As an Air Hostess I obviously won't be drinking.

~hides something behind her back. It goes "clink"~


on the plane....

Post 285

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

What was that noise?


on the plane....

Post 286

I'm not really here

Nothing.

~backs slowly away~

~"clink"~


on the plane....

Post 287

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

*looks around to see where the "clink" is coming from*
How strange.


on the plane....

Post 288

I'm not really here

What's strange?


on the plane....

Post 289

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

I thought I heard a noise. Like bottles or something.


on the plane....

Post 290

I'm not really here

~stands motionless~

I didn't hear a thing.
Are you going mad? Hearing voices? Or just bottles?


on the plane....

Post 291

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

I haven't heard any voices. At least, not yet.


on the plane....

Post 292

I'm not really here

So you're deaf?


on the plane....

Post 293

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Pardon?
(This joke courtesy of the Jimmy Tarbuck Home for Unwanted Punchlines, Liverpool)


on the plane....

Post 294

I'm not really here

That's appalling. smiley - sadface


on the plane....

Post 295

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

I know. Sorry.


on the plane....

Post 296

Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years)

*sniggers uncontrollably*


on the plane....

Post 297

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

See? Somebody liked it.


on the plane....

Post 298

I'm not really here

Very impressive.


on the plane....

Post 299

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Thanks. smiley - smiley
*hopes it was his joke that Zeb was sniggering at*


on the plane....

Post 300

Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years)

*gives EV a reassuring glance*


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