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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Jan 19, 2000
Opinionated, let me buy you a bear...... London Pride do you!!
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Opinionated Lurker Posted Jan 19, 2000
you are too knid.
of course, I guess you and I will have certain beer demands for this wedding too.
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Opinionated Lurker Posted Jan 19, 2000
actually, I'll down it and go, my better half is calling.
can I ask the happy couple if spouses will be
allowed to come (sid, this is where you impersonate EV and say
'no')
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Jan 19, 2000
*Sid is wearing Ev's hat*
......No......(in a squeaky Scotish voice)
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jan 19, 2000
Squeaky?
By the way, Sid, there's no need to buy me a bear, I've got nowhere to keep it and nothing to feed it on...
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Anonymouse Posted Jan 20, 2000
*looses footing and splashes into the ice cream* .. Uhm.. sorry *lick* .. it was an accident *slurp* .. I swear! 
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The Duke of Dunstable Posted Jan 20, 2000
*Swoops in, puts back jacket, grabs another jacket.*
Sorry, wrong jacket. I am in a bit of a hurry, Sidney and I are actors in an old fashioned playstory and I have to look my most intimidating figure...
*Smiles and swoops out.*
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The Duke of Dunstable Posted Jan 20, 2000
*Puts head back in from doorway*
If you want to see us perform, we're at http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=27368&thread=30693
*Withdraws again*
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Jan 20, 2000
He's just a big 'Luvie'!!
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BluesSlider Posted Jan 20, 2000
*BS sliding in and skidding to a halt*
Am I too late? Have they done it?
*looks around at the outraged faces*
Oh come on! I know I wasn't invited but you can't blame a guy for following a link called 'Declarations of undying adoration' *engaging grin*
And I did bring whisky: http://www.laphroaig.com
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Mrs V Posted Jan 20, 2000
I'm sorry, did someone say Laphroig?? Thank god the Dukes not here, or we'd never get a taste, , now start pouring dear boy.... And you know its terribly bad manners not to finish the bottle once you've opened it.
And as for having to wear a peach wedding dress... OK, straw poll, of you spoken for lads out there what colour was your lady wearing?? PEACH oh the shame of it....
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BluesSlider Posted Jan 20, 2000
*Hands over |_| of finest Laphroaig*
Congratulations on you impending nuptuals my dear
And in answer to your question: I have heard it described as 'suffragette purple'....no sniggering, she looked wonderful.
*Takes large slug of Laphroaig to hide soppy look as he remembers all those years ago*
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Anonymouse Posted Jan 20, 2000
I always thought peach is what the bridesmaids were forced into so they wouldn't outshine the bride.
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Opinionated Lurker Posted Jan 20, 2000
*drifts back to that windswept febuary day*
ivory..with little crimson flowers.
But Helena, peach would be so ironic.
symbolic of our struggle against oppression
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Jan 20, 2000
Ohh wear wot you bleedin well like!!!
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BluesSlider Posted Jan 21, 2000
You wouldn't be refering to the complex, peaty, smokey aroma of my Laphroaig would you Duke?
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The Duke of Dunstable Posted Jan 21, 2000
Of course I would! Bring it by the gallon, my dear fellow!
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