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Carry On declaring undying adoration
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jan 12, 2000
*fights his way through the crowd, kicks the spoon from Sid's hand via an aerial backflip, and lands conveniently on one knee*
Carry On declaring undying adoration
Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Jan 12, 2000
Psssst!!, Ev.....your modesty mate!!
Kilts and crouching on one knee is a dangerous pastime!!!! Is it cold in here, or is it just you?
*the spinning spoon starts its way back to earth. Sid lunges forward and catches it in his teeth as if he were catching a bullet from a gun*
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jan 12, 2000
Oh... thanks Sid. *adjusts self*
Errr, Helena... *clears throat* I know I'm just a mad, rambling old professor of the Dr Magnus Pyke variety, but...... will you marry me?
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The Duke of Dunstable Posted Jan 13, 2000
AAww Sid, wasn't that just beautiful? *Wipes tear* Well done Vibe, old chum! Let's hear Helena then.
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Jan 13, 2000
Three cheers.......Hip hip horay!!!!
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Mrs V Posted Jan 13, 2000
AWWWWW, of course I will you lovely big old softy!! Now what is in that box??? (tee hee)
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Opinionated Lurker Posted Jan 13, 2000
I might be confusing forums, but wasn't it ice cream?
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The Duke of Dunstable Posted Jan 13, 2000
No. It's a norwegian beer, I think. Or was it a glass of whisky? Dang!
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jan 13, 2000
Oh thank goodness... I've been waiting so long to show you the contents of my box...
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The Duke of Dunstable Posted Jan 14, 2000
*Looks at the box behind Vibes back* Too small for a drink of any kind. I hope you're not giving away a button or something that you've found somewhere, Vibe. That would mean we're all doomed, experience tells me...
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jan 14, 2000
*opens box to reveal a ring-pull from a beer can, with a piece of broken glass stuck to it with sticky tape*
Do you like it? It cost me £28.43 from QVC.
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Jan 15, 2000
I fear you may have been done my dear Ev!!
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jan 15, 2000
"Been done"? How dare you, sir, we're not even married yet!
Oh... I see what you mean. Sorry.
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Mrs V Posted Jan 15, 2000
Hurm... Well I can't expect you to be that gorgeous and have taste in Jewlery too...
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jan 16, 2000
*looks crestfallen* You mean you don't like it?
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Jan 16, 2000
Oh please!!!!....this is just too much!
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jan 16, 2000
Blimey, even the voyeurs are hard to please around here!
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Jan 16, 2000
Cardboard sets and wooden actors.
Where do I audition!!
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Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years) Posted Jan 17, 2000
Erm.....are you two going to be much longer? I mean, EV old boy, there's a bit of a queue developing out here.
*turns away as someone outside mutters something to him*
Oh......this isn't the gents then?
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- 41: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jan 12, 2000)
- 42: Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den (Jan 12, 2000)
- 43: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jan 12, 2000)
- 44: The Duke of Dunstable (Jan 13, 2000)
- 45: Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den (Jan 13, 2000)
- 46: Mrs V (Jan 13, 2000)
- 47: Opinionated Lurker (Jan 13, 2000)
- 48: The Duke of Dunstable (Jan 13, 2000)
- 49: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jan 13, 2000)
- 50: The Duke of Dunstable (Jan 14, 2000)
- 51: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jan 14, 2000)
- 52: Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den (Jan 15, 2000)
- 53: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jan 15, 2000)
- 54: Mrs V (Jan 15, 2000)
- 55: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jan 16, 2000)
- 56: Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den (Jan 16, 2000)
- 57: Opinionated Lurker (Jan 16, 2000)
- 58: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jan 16, 2000)
- 59: Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den (Jan 16, 2000)
- 60: Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years) (Jan 17, 2000)
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