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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted May 18, 2003
What? I was just clearing my throat. 
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Napnod the (thoughtful) little green sleep monster BSC Econ (Hons)"eek eek eek" Posted May 18, 2003
And I was just going for my daily run. 
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted May 18, 2003
In this weather?
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Napnod the (thoughtful) little green sleep monster BSC Econ (Hons)"eek eek eek" Posted May 18, 2003
*looks out of the window at the sunshine and blue sky*
Yes. 
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted May 18, 2003
You must be looking out of a different window.
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Napnod the (thoughtful) little green sleep monster BSC Econ (Hons)"eek eek eek" Posted May 18, 2003
Hmmm, obviously.
It was raining quite heavily earlier though.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted May 18, 2003
Right.... so I can put the squirrels' raincoats and wellies away for the moment? 
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Napnod the (thoughtful) little green sleep monster BSC Econ (Hons)"eek eek eek" Posted May 18, 2003
For the moment. Though the weather's been so changeable, I'd keep them close to hand.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted May 18, 2003
Right. *removes the squirrels' raincoats, covers them liberally in sun tan lotion, but keeps their wellies on*
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Napnod the (thoughtful) little green sleep monster BSC Econ (Hons)"eek eek eek" Posted May 18, 2003
Do squirrels need sun tan lotion?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted May 18, 2003
Depends if you want grey squirrels or red squirrels.
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Napnod the (thoughtful) little green sleep monster BSC Econ (Hons)"eek eek eek" Posted May 18, 2003
So red squirrels are just sunburnt grey squirrels? Is that why we don't see them so much anymore...they've learnt to use suntan lotion?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted May 18, 2003
That's right. And they have to protect themselves because of the hole in the ozone layer.
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Napnod the (thoughtful) little green sleep monster BSC Econ (Hons)"eek eek eek" Posted May 18, 2003
Right. All is clear now...
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted May 18, 2003
It's one of the effects of global warming that very rarely gets talked about.
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Napnod the (thoughtful) little green sleep monster BSC Econ (Hons)"eek eek eek" Posted May 18, 2003
Indeed. It makes you wonder if there isn't an anti-squirrel agenda out there.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted May 18, 2003
Yes. You never see marches for Squirrel Rights, do you?
*sends the suitably attired squirrels on their way again*
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Napnod the (thoughtful) little green sleep monster BSC Econ (Hons)"eek eek eek" Posted May 18, 2003
Hi guys, nice to see you again.
*offers them pistachio flavoured ice cream*
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted May 18, 2003
Nobody ever offers me ice cream.
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Napnod the (thoughtful) little green sleep monster BSC Econ (Hons)"eek eek eek" Posted May 18, 2003
Awwwwww.
*offers EV some strawberry ice cream*
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