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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted May 15, 2003
*very carefully and deliberately doesn't type what he was going to type* 
Here's your tea. 
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Napnod the (thoughtful) little green sleep monster BSC Econ (Hons)"eek eek eek" Posted May 15, 2003
*drinks the *
Thanks for that, now I'm afraid I'm going to have to love you and leave you. 
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted May 15, 2003
Hmmph, story of my life. 
*sends the squirrels on their way again*
Have a good time! 
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Napnod the (thoughtful) little green sleep monster BSC Econ (Hons)"eek eek eek" Posted May 16, 2003
*feeds the squirrels with a couple of nuts each then sends them back*
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted May 17, 2003
*staggers in from the pub and trips over the squirrels*
Aaargh! 
Little bleeders. 
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Napnod the (thoughtful) little green sleep monster BSC Econ (Hons)"eek eek eek" Posted May 17, 2003
*helps EV up and dusts him off*
Are you sure it was just the squirrels responsible? 
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted May 17, 2003
Of course! What are you suggesting?
*holds on to Nap for support*
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Napnod the (thoughtful) little green sleep monster BSC Econ (Hons)"eek eek eek" Posted May 17, 2003
*gets the squirrels to atone for their mistake by getting them to fetch a chair for EV and a TV to watch the FA Cup Final on*
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted May 17, 2003
Ah, that's better. Thanks.
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Napnod the (thoughtful) little green sleep monster BSC Econ (Hons)"eek eek eek" Posted May 17, 2003
They do have their uses don't they?
And don't they look sweet in their Arsenal colours?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted May 17, 2003
That explains why they spend so long passing e-mails between themselves before delivering them. 
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Napnod the (thoughtful) little green sleep monster BSC Econ (Hons)"eek eek eek" Posted May 17, 2003
No amount of baiting can get me down at the moment.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted May 17, 2003
Oh, that's no fun.
*attaches clip-on David Seaman ponytails to the squirrels*
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Napnod the (thoughtful) little green sleep monster BSC Econ (Hons)"eek eek eek" Posted May 17, 2003
And what a 
he is too.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted May 17, 2003
*sends the squirrels on their way again*
Straight there now, remember... no timewasting.
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Napnod the (thoughtful) little green sleep monster BSC Econ (Hons)"eek eek eek" Posted May 17, 2003
*discreetly removes the ponytails and sends the squirrels back*
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted May 18, 2003
Hmmmmm.
*goes to find some more appropriate outfits for the squirrels*
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Napnod the (thoughtful) little green sleep monster BSC Econ (Hons)"eek eek eek" Posted May 18, 2003
What, like Ferarri caps?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted May 18, 2003
Hmmm, fireproof overalls maybe.
*cough* Top 40 lottery! *cough*
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Napnod the (thoughtful) little green sleep monster BSC Econ (Hons)"eek eek eek" Posted May 18, 2003
All done!
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