h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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*kitty rubs up against Dr E's legs/body gently, without knocking him over or eating him or anything*

Hello, Kitty! Who's a good kitty?
*strokes Kitty, rather gingerly at first, but with increasing confidence as his hand remains uneaten*

Would Kitty like some milk?

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Good.....
It's nice to see you getting a bit of fresh air again, Kitty. More milk?

*slurps up all the milk and goes to sleep on DrE's doorstep*
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What's going on here?

Shhhhhhhh! You'll wake Kitty. If you disturb him he'll have your guts for something very unpleasant.

Rubbing up against you in that manner, I think it's your unpleasantness that's going ot ne all opver the place.


Do they move the letters on this keyboard while I'm out?

Yes, they do. It's a fair cop.
Define "going ot ne all opver the place"?

No I won't. and I hope yo appreciate the tit I made of myself by sniggerig at my own jokes on the ing train. All for so you had something to do while stalking strange men!

*appreciate* *appreciate*

I wasn't stalking him, he was just walking in the same direction as me. Well, I say walking, it was more staggering.

I bet he wasn't staggering until you'd hit him a few times!

Rubbish, he was well . I only had to hit him once. Oops, I've said too much.

I think you mihgt habe...

I mean might have.

You should take that keyboard back to the shop. It's obviously faulty.

I think it might be these fingers. Strange, as they worked in the pub..

What were they doing in the pub?

My fingers?

Nothing. Honest. No matter what anyone says. You should trust me after all these years!

Of course I trust you! I trust you about as far as I could comfortably spit out a rat.

*EV says Mina's really wonderful really*

That's so harsh!! Git!! Stupid name bloke.