h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I've just read your your entry on the Tact of Prince Phillip, in preparation for HRH making a visit to this ignoble institution. Excellent fun!
I now feel I should go rubberneck and see if he drops any more clangers, purely in the name of research, of course.

Thanks very much - you'll be sure to let me know if he says anything printable, won't you?

Absolutely! - and the unprintable too!
Apparently we all have to wear our ID badges even though we're at the other end of the site. I don't look anything like mine now , so I may have to get a new one! Parking is going to be hugely messed up, and already one of my bosses is foaming at the mouth about it.. The funniest overreaction we've seen in ages. I told him I was going along to sing "God Save the Queen", a la Sex Pistols of course! Think I should spike my hair? Ahhhhhh, the ambitions of my misspent youth! *we need a punk smiley- with safety pin!*

Ah yes. Are you looking forward to the Golden Jubilee 2002 remix of God Save The Queen as much as I am?

I'm not sure. Will it have the spit and vitriol of the original? I still remember them not playing it on the sunday night Top 20 Programme. Great fun. Perhaps Slipknot or Marilyn Manson could release a version...

Mmmm, a version of God Save The Queen sung by a third-rate Alice Cooper impersonator... I think I could live without it.
Although I hear Billy Bragg has a suitably bolshie new single out that everyone should be going out to buy this week, so that it gets to number one in jubilee week. Can I be beheaded for suggesting this?

I think it's no longer PC to behead people, but I don't think it's a beheading offence to buy Mr Bragg's single. It isn't bad actually. Perhaps we should run a competition - most suitable single for No1 slot of Jubilee week!

Is it too late for Abba to re-issue Dancing Queen?

Anything but that...
How about Killer Queen instead!