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What a lovely hat

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Veers Revett, Imperial Assassin & Palbert, the once-fat cat. (Happy to see someone VERY special has joined h2g2)

My dear Dr Vibenstein, I just thought I would pop round and tip this lovely hat *tips hat*. It is a perfect fit and my cat Palbert likes to sleep in it. I think I got most of the cat hairs off. You must excuse me now, my good friend Major Thringe from the cufflink museum kep mumbling about string (or is it Sting).


What a lovely hat

Post 2

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

*raises own hat* So glad you like it, Mr Revett. May I call you Veers? Do call me EV by the way, everyone else does, even those who would sooner be covered from head to foot in yeast extract than involve themselves in conversation with me. Did you get the kipper-flavoured yogurt? I thought Palbert might appreciate it.


What a lovely hat

Post 3

Veers Revett, Imperial Assassin & Palbert, the once-fat cat. (Happy to see someone VERY special has joined h2g2)

My friends usually call me Revett, but here on h2g2 Veers is fine too (one less letter to type.

*whispers* Back at home a man can be killed with an 8 foot ritual nergling pole for addressing an Imperial Assasin as 'Mr'.

*speech of a more normal volume, but with a Minnie Bannister style warble* Kipper flavoured yoghurt? My friend Major Thringe had some sent to him recently, I believe he shared it with his cat and used the rest to lubricate something.

I think I may need psychiatric attention!


What a lovely hat

Post 4

Veers Revett, Imperial Assassin & Palbert, the once-fat cat. (Happy to see someone VERY special has joined h2g2)

This weeks Competition: Insert this close bracket into the posting above to complete a well known phrase or posting from this thread.

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What a lovely hat

Post 5

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Does it come directly after "a Minnie"?


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