h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

So come here and sit on *my* lap little boy! That's it, snuggle in. Mmmmm. Nice butt.

Now what would you like for Christmas?

That is sooooo terribly disturbing...

I'm thinking: a shower, by myself, with a lot of detergent...

It's okay boys. I've shut him back in his cupboard. Until next year, then...

Oh, hi Peta - fancy you stumbling across this thread...

Santa mentioned your buns to me as I threw him back in the cupboard. Does that explain things?

Oh well in that case...

I certainly hope Mrs. Claus is keeping a close eye on the elves, then...

Well, you know what they say: "...as long as you've got your 'elf..."