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what you know as km Started conversation Mar 9, 2000
HEY!
HHHHEEEEEEYYYYYYY!!!
YOU'RE COMING HERE!
You are COMING
HERE!
Where I am!
You're going to be WHERE I AM!
In FFFFFLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDAAAAAA!
Well, not where I am now, but where I'll be when you're there. Er, I mean, I am in Florida now, but... er.
*pounces*
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Classic Krissy Posted Mar 9, 2000
Oh sure... I'm just SURE it is.
That's just the kind of long tall tale you'd tell too.
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Classic Krissy Posted Mar 9, 2000
did....sure it did....
Awwww Geeeeez... *slinks off after having tried, once again unsucessfully to be clever somewhere around bee*
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what you know as km Posted Mar 10, 2000
introducing beeline, the swirling black hole of wit?
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Classic Krissy Posted Mar 10, 2000
Definatly possible. His presence appears to consistantly render me witless.
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Classic Krissy Posted Mar 24, 2000
What's beeline truggel and what would it do to me??
Sheesh... *grumbles stuff about Miami people slinking around being cryptic*
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beeline Posted Apr 10, 2000
That would be 'truggle', and it's a technique involved in the ancient and mystical art of burying yourself in the sand. I think Peta might be incorporating an article on it in the Miami entry sooner or later.
The black hole of wit? Me? Well, it's true that nothing can escape a black hole, which might explain my distinct lack of postings in here recently. That could have been the holiday, of course... on which I'll write huge and hilarious articles. Soon. Any day now. Yup. 
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Jonny Posted Apr 10, 2000
So would that be the same usage of "soon" that Spartus long since gave up employing to refer to when his Irish/London write up would be finished?
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beeline Posted Apr 10, 2000
Nooooooooooooooooo, no no no no. I have more substance than that. Yes. Yes indeedy. Oh yes. *ahem*
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Spartus Posted Apr 10, 2000
HEY! I'm nearly done with...um, parts of it.
It's your fault anyway, Jonny, you told me you expected a comedic masterpiece and then I had to go out and hire professional writers and I haven't eaten anything more substantial than a shoe in the past three months 'cause I went broke so they could write fake stories about...about...*breaks down crying*
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Jonny Posted Apr 11, 2000
Hang on there Spartus (and stop your blubbing )! I don't recall ever saying that I expected a comedic masterpiece. It's not that I don't, just I don't think I ever expressed it. And as for that shoe, is that what they eat in Cuba, or at least what you chose of the Cuban restaurant menu in Miami?
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Classic Krissy Posted Apr 11, 2000
They eat SHOES in Cuba??? WOW!
*races off to purchase a plane ticket*
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Ant Posted Apr 11, 2000
Yes but being a very understanding kind of world we now live in, you can in fact eat shoes anywhere in the world
Oh and I've noticed that Chris has already written his truggling article.
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Spartus Posted Apr 11, 2000
*stops bawling for a moment to confirm, indeed, that Chris wrote his truggling article*
*enjoyed it*
*resumes bawling*
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beeline Posted Apr 13, 2000
*notes that he has, indeed, written his truggling article*
Wow! Did I really get around to that? Crikey!
The America diary is coming along, in parallel with about 20 Guide entries on various things. I'll probably put them all out together because it'll look more impressive. At the mo, I'm going through my photos, and wishing I could get hold of a nice USB scanner. *sigh* should have got that digital camera before I went...
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Ant Posted Apr 13, 2000
Anyone would think you were a researcher for the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy
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