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beeline Posted May 31, 2001
*saves whistling lips for "sometime next week"...*
*does a considerable amount of pacing-up-and-down instead!* 
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Spartus Posted May 31, 2001
*waggles eyebrows conspiratorially*
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Classic Krissy Posted Jun 1, 2001
*munches some popcorn and waits for the next installment*
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Spartus Posted Jun 3, 2001
*raises the periscope of the submarine of perspicacity*
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beeline Posted Jun 4, 2001
*manically hammers the range-zoom knob on the radar console of imminence*
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Classic Krissy Posted Jun 4, 2001
Beeline fancies grapefruit?!? Oi! Now this is gettin' interesting!
*wonders if the grapefruit wears a wig*
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Spartus Posted Jun 5, 2001
No no no! The grapefruit *is* a Whig!
Wait, does that party still exist. Okay, he may be the Last of the Whigs. Daniel Day-Lewis is gonna play him in the movie.
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Classic Krissy Posted Jun 5, 2001
*pictures a muscular and long-haired grapefruit running majestically through the undergrowth*
I'd pay to see it.
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beeline Posted Jun 5, 2001
That's what all the girls say. Yes.
Arooooooga! Arooooooga! Iminent danger of the unsavoury mention of bananas and plums approaching! Arooooooga! Arooooooga! 
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Classic Krissy Posted Jun 5, 2001
*refrains from making a tasteless "dives for covers" joke*
*refrains from expounding creativly on the word "tasteless"*
AROOOOOGA!
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Spartus Posted Jun 5, 2001
*mentions absolutely nothing about fruit juice*
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beeline Posted Jun 6, 2001
Mmmmmmm sticky.
Well hello Mr. Moderator. May I say you're looking fine today?
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beeline Posted Jun 8, 2001
Yes -apparently they did away with all the coarse ones. They kept breaking the threads.
A-haha.
I'm definitely getting a bit of a cough.
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Spartus Posted Jun 8, 2001
Well, this is taking too long. Go stand out in the rain or something. My satisfaction is predicated on instant results. Get cracking! 
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beeline Posted Jun 10, 2001
I've been outside. It's raining. There are results.
*whistles in the manner of a guest lip artist on Disaster Area's Galaxy Tour*
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Spartus Posted Jun 10, 2001
*waits patiently for results to be announced*
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