h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi Amandapanda, just looking around to see who's online. Only 20 worker bees. Obviously the BBC has not sent out the emails to let people know the site is open. I know I never got mine, although it was a promise made when the site shut down. What's in a Bloody Moderator, by the way? This is important, and we should really agree on the recipe. I'd say make Bloody Mary, submit the celery stick, then take the celery stick out and trim off the unacceptable parts, and replace it thoroughly chastened for it's guile, then stir the drink up with the head of a moderator. What do you think?

Well, for a REALLY good Bloody Moderator, you'd need... one part discussion on the virtues of the "Yikes" button, three parts reassurance, a splash of indignant resignation of the parts of some users, and a twist of cynicism.

Nice to meet ya. I'd stick around longer and chat, but it's definitely bedtime for me. Some other time for sure.

darn it, as soon as i get on you go to sleep. cheese.

Fromage. Yes, I see your plan... very sneaky.

It's all chedder to me, a beetle of simle tastes.

Although that's a bit more complex than that canned-cheese stuff we got the Brits hooked on after Miami.

I have never U53353 touched a can of cheese I'll have you know *runs off to find some stilton*

LOL! I have no idea about how Jimi's user number got in that post... bizzare.

Um.. what are these little grey faces to the right of posts that look like the've just seen Bea Arthur nude? Did i miss something?

That, my friend, would be the "Yikes" button.

Although I personally like the "Just Seen Bea Arthur Nude" button, and I think you should suggest it to Mark and Peta.

If you click it and fill a form out, you've just reported a person for doing naughty things on h2g2.

I dare you to Bea Arthur me. Do it, DO IT!

Heh, wussy.

*Bea's amandapanda*

Nahhhhhhh. Not really.

You want to Bea me though, don't ya?

No, actually... *ahem* ~I gotta Bea me~

A-haha