h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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Quorthon wanted me to be messenger and bring you his heart.
*tips plastic carrier bag. a still-beating heart falls to the floor at Jo's feet in a splash of blood*

*pops up though hole in baseboard*
*red eyes glowing angry*

Quorthon told me she did this. Food Lady, you used to stage me. But Styx is real now and not your ID any more! You don't even sound like me. I am tired of all this campaign stuff. I just want to hang out with owner buddy. His idea was I deliver his heart, the real me, not you. You spoil it.

You do this again I don't come back. I can live in mosh pit.
*growls and leaves*

Damn.

I apologise to all three of you, to Styx and Quorthon and Jo, to whom I am apologising before I have even been introduced. I seem to be doing this too much lately.

Jo, hello, I'm Lil, cyber-aunt and good friend to our mutual acquaintance Quorthon, recently returned from Oz. He told me that he had cooked up a great idea for Styx to visit you. And as you can see, I still haven't got used to the fact that Styx is a registered researcher with an existence of his own; Styx was a fiction between me and Mike long before he suddenly began to exist. So -- and this isn't the first time I've done this -- I was talking on IM with Mike and forgot that there was a real Styx that Mike evidently had made the arrangement with. So I stuck my thumb in. Blame the amount of role-playing I've had to do lately.

*sigh*
I know Quorthon's annoyed and sad at not being able to play the game he had planned, but I'll make it up to him somehow. Styx, sorry. Don't move out, rat.

Jo, I have an atelier, a discussion and meeting place, where Quorthon (and Styx) has rooms. I would be pleased if you would visit:

http://www.h2g2.com/A304354

Lil

Sure!

Thanks for the introduction. I'm Jo. (Not that you need to know this, I'm just being polite).