h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

So, I guess you've got things figured out h2g2-wise?

I hope you can return to us for a while and have some old-style fun. You seem very angry, from reading your home page, and I wish that old cheery, silly Jinx would return to us (if only for a little while)!

By the way, have you tried this yet?

I wish she'd come back as well. I don't want to grow up. I want to be a kid forever. I don't want to be depressed and spiteful all the time. I don't.

In the old-time Jinx do you mean the one who sat on people? Yeah, she was fun... I think I'll sit on Menza again. He must be lulled into a false sense of security by now.

Yeah I like this smiley! But I can't poke my tongue out at Menza anymore..



And is my homepage really angry?

Yeah, it's a little angry...
'I do not feel ashamed... I'm your hell'
'I hate the world today'

Those are some angry statements. I like to keep life a bit lighter - especially when things are going poorly.

And why can't you to Menza?

It's just the lyrics to a really "Me" song. I'll take them away and replace them with Frozen by Madonna if you like...?

And I didn't say I can't Menza anymore. I said I can't just type : - P (only without the spaces because it just becomes a smiley.

Well if they're just song lyrics and not how you feel about things...

I just don't like to see friends feeling blue and down.

You can't see me so it helps.