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This message is to let you know that I'm not happy about your message in my forum concerning Lisa... Now she seems to be mad at ME, and I haven't even done anything to deserve that!

And since her appearance over there, you don't seem to care for showing up in my forum anymore (just like Lisa), so I'll now drag it into yours. And Lisa is going to get some note too, because the two of you are NOT going to involve me in some petty squabble between yourselves, and then leaving me with the hangover.

What squabbles you have together in real life, please don't take 'em with you into H2G2, because we're trying to be happy friendly people here.

*lip tremble*

I'm sorry! I didn't mean...I...

*hugs Skelly tight*

I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! You were never meant to be brought into this. I wish I wasn't either. Please don't hate me! I'm really really sorry! I'm tired of all the hate too.

*cries*


*tears stream down face*


I'm the bad one again. It's no wonder she doesn't want to be my friend. I wish she'd just ignore me though. Rather thasn keep on pressing her point.

*shoulders shudder*


I've been happy for so long and now that's all gone down the drain. Thank you Lisa. I hope you realise that sometimes you are.....

Jinx, you seem to be terribly unhappy, but it's not just Lisa that you're mad about! It's just about EVERYTHING. I can feel it!

I want you to understand that you can't go on like this. You're not the only one who's different. I'm different too! I've never had many friends. I've been alone for 36 years, before I found some friends at last. And the friends that I do have now, are all people that I could never have met in real life. I met all my friends online! Do you know how hard it is to have been alone for so long? But do I get mad at everyone? NO! Going APE is not the answer to being a solitair...

*stares at Skeleton in silence*

You understand.....!
8-O

Yeah, I REALLY do understand. Maybe now you see that you're not the only one with a problem.

Read this, little one:

When I was a youth a long time ago (after all, I'm old enough to be your daddy), I only had ONE friend. He was just as impopular at school as me. That's the only thing we had in common. I was the best in Maths and other related courses, but I was a zero in social skills and all others, and really nobody liked me. When I came home from school, I was always bleeding from at least one wound inflicted by one of my class-mates. It has been like that all my school-years.

So you're unhappy? Try to take my place, my dear... You're not going to be much happier if you do.

Yes, I do understand how you feel. But you can't take your personal wars with anyone into H2G2 anymore. If there's someone in your life that you hate, just hate them outside H2G2, but pretend to be their friend in here...

*silence*

*breathes heavily*