h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Where am I going? Do tell!!

C'mon, tell me where I'm going! Will I like it there? When am I leaving? What will I do when I get there?

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*sways ever so slightly*

I just heard....And then went out of my mind with worry.....And attempted to kill myself.....cried myself to sleep....And had suicidal dreams.

Something about a new job?
You're obviously not though. I am SO relieved.

Not so much a new job as an addition to the existing one (about 20 hours more of work a week, writing grants and such for my schools).

I can still play some during the day, but not with the amount tof time I had before. But that's a good start to the gossip column, hear a nugget of info, get it wrong and put it into general circulation!! You're a natural!!

No. I'm extremely unnatural. I have a feeling that I could go insane at any moment.

Well??
Have we gone crazy yet??

I dunno about you, but....Come to think of it, I dunno about me either. If I have gone mad, how do I know that I have gone mad, indeed do I know that I have gone mad?
Confusion.


More confusion.

Confused is a good place to be, seeing that Menz and I can safely estimate that half the time we're confused when talking to you and Lisa and the other half we're sure we don't know *what* is being talked about. If we know that we don't know, we're not confused, right?

...Confused.....

Why don't you and Lisa make up so you can tell here where I'm going? I've always got an angle and for right now, I want you to explain the rumour that you started to her, because I refuse to indulge in idle gossip, unless it's about somebody else!

Go on, shake hands and be friends again. I can't wait until Tuesday for her to find out!!

I think I told her and then got upset and so she ignored me. Yeah, she's funny and everything, but she has no consideration for other people, especially if the circumstances don't suit her.

Easy now!! Let's not pick at open wounds....

At midnight (my time) all silly slights shall be forgiven!