h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Does anybody know? ( first take a look If the above isn't a link, DON'T BLAME ME!!!

I think it is because the patient is ment to express emotion and the phychiatrist is a least ment to apper as if he/she is listening. A grinning Psychiatrist is very unnerving, remenisant of a Psycopath for want of a better word. Not that I calling you a psycopath .

Oh but I am, hehe (sorry Jo.)

Yeah that's a good theory..But that makes this forum as good as useless! We'll have to have a conversation!
I don't mind you calling me a psyhopath. There is almost certainly at least a little truth behind it

& I'm the sychopant!

You're looking very lovely today dear, CAN I HAVE YOUR FISH?

I've already said you can have my fish. This forum needs bringing up to date!

It is. What happened to Oakaman?

I dunno.

Wrrrrrrretched isn't it.

No you can't say that because I didn't put either on the end.

Splang bangdy doodle.

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I'm Granny Weatherwax.
Zoe's Nanny Ogg.
You can be Magrat even though she's blonde and underdeveloped like me.

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God I'm bored.

You didn't put any smiley on that so I couldn't tell what sort of tone you were using.

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but now it's a sort of very sleepy this sort ""

God woman what sort of sleep do you have?!

i hate these smileys. Not the smileys themselves, they're cool, but they're disrupting the whole forum iddea really because you can't express emotions anymore!! I hope it's just for halloween....

'Course it is. They'll have a new set for Xmas.

Now friend, seeing as this is a psychiatrist, what's yer problem? Why are you upset? That outbreak in the "In reply to what Jimi X said in my guestbook" forum is making me feel uncomfortable.

Please tell me. Maybe I can help.

Right *quiet laugh* I know this is going to be difficult, but I really really REALLY don't want you to take offence, but one of the reasons is you (in a certain other forum). This is not the original cause of the problem, that was having four of my neices and nephews come over for me to look after today whilst being overly exhausted (it was also a sort of a mental "hangover" after being so happy for the past four days).

Anyway, I think, for your sake and possibly Marshall's, that you should quit flirting with all the blokes on h2g2, there won't be enough to go round kid!
; - )

You can't really do much about it, but wow, just letting it out of me like that (well some of it at least) has made me feel a lot better. I doubt you are feeling better though, sorry. Honestly, I really am.

(firmly)No.
I'm sorry, but my love life going boom was, to be blunt, almost entirely your fault. If you hadn't told Marshall about Jimi and Menaza@@e he still wouldn't know and maybe everyone would be a lot happier for that. Sorry, kiddo. My heart makes the decisions around here now.
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