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Nim

Post 1

Jo (Dead)

SOOOO, you feel you are being put upon by ze rest of ze universe?
Lie down on ze couch and tell me ALL about eet.


Nim

Post 2

Oakaman

I won't if you don't mind I had a nasty accident trying to sit on a metaphorical couch!


Nim

Post 3

Jo (Dead)

OK then just stay where you are and tell me about your problems smiley - smiley


Nim

Post 4

Oakaman

Well, your smily face looks a bit sinister
:-0


Nim

Post 5

Jo (Dead)

Hell, it does as well! Last time I made one it looked nice and cheerful. That one looks like a vampire!


Nim

Post 6

Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga

Hey I need a shrink; my two best friends have had a fall out and I'm stuck in the middle with only a computer to confide in.smiley - winkeye

Sorry kiddo

smiley - bigeyesLol Lisa


Nim

Post 7

Jo (Dead)

Well I'm not so sure about confiding in a computer. There's always some way of finding other peoples top secret information. And your two best friends aren't getting back together. Ever. So don't hope.
smiley - smiley
Scary Smiley Scary Smiley


Nim

Post 8

Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga

I've had this conversation and have to remember that Colin ISN'T my computer. smiley - winkeyesmiley - smiley

And alright then, if there's no hope, I won't hope

And you'll be pleased to know I've stopped watching Eastenders, I now recognise that it's a waste of good toilet paper, hehe!!! smiley - bigeyes


The Pyscho

Post 9

Jo (Dead)

While you're here could you do my changy colour linx when I've gone off line?


The Pyscho

Post 10

Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga

You don't have to go offline, I'm sure h2g2 can cope. Go look at my forum posting on my page called Going For The Longest.


The Pyscho

Post 11

Jo (Dead)

I did but gave up half way down 'cos it didn't really interest me.
I'm just off to Vestboy's page to freak him out ( smiley - winkeye )


The Pyscho

Post 12

Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga

I'm gonna go try ... erm... I won't say, I'll tell you tomorrow, I'll use a new person too. smiley - smiley hehe


The Pyscho

Post 13

Jo (Dead)

Oooh. That smiley is really freaky!


The Pyscho

Post 14

Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga

sigh


The Pyscho

Post 15

Jo (Dead)

Any more fellow schizophrenic sentients out there?


The Pyscho

Post 16

Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga

smiley - sadface I feel ill


The Pyscho

Post 17

Jo (Dead)

I am not a doctor. smiley - smiley I'm off now, Byeeeee!


The Pyscho

Post 18

Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga

And unwanted, and depressed, and lonely, and unwanted, and hurt.


The Pyscho

Post 19

Jo (Dead)

That's more up my street. Now you just give me the names of the people who are hurting you and I'll make 'em pay...
*smacks fist in palm of hand several times (the opposite palm obviously, because the same hand would be rather difficult) and then sits back and waits for reply*


The Pyscho

Post 20

Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga

Ermm can I tell you tomorrow cos the person has access to this forum


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