h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

OK, I am here - how can I help
I may be off line for about an hour so if you want to leave it a while. I will check my forums about 10.30pm
vegiman

Right this is my idea.....I want to make a survey as to where people think they go when they die (for me personally it'll be Ursa Major Alpha 3 where I will live with Ford, Craeda and Eccentrica and any other wives "Fordie" has at the time in Joinxc Prefects real body and not dull "Jo Salter"'s which I have to make do with at the moment). I need you to help me with a hyperlink to it from my page. I haven't written it yet as I being new to this sort of thing will need you to boss me around a bit. I know this isn't exactly challenging to you (Brain the size of a planet...etc.), but Hey! I might learn something on the way and in future I will be able to do all this myself instead of coming grovelling to you.
Thanx a trillian.
HLPG
PS: I've been dying to ask you this but.....what does zealous mean?

I don't know if you are serious and trying to get the ultimate answer to the ultimate question. Maybe you want it to be a fun page where people can give fun answers to your question. To be honest I don't think you will any serious replies. But being the fun loving over zealous girl you are, I think you will have fun doing this.

Colins Dictionary
zealous : filled with or inspired by intense enthusiasm or zeal.

Stuck for a word on line, try

http://www.dictionary.com

Now with your problem.

first step is to set up your page - click new page at the bottom of your page.

give it a false name if you like and a few words. you can come back to it later and change it by clicking edit on the right of the page name. You can alter all pages at any time and re-write it if you want to with this edit link.

It will give you a page number either starting with A or P. you will find the A number on the top right hand side of any page you visit. The P number is the number you will find at the bottom of your home page.

It will look something like this P52425. you copy this number from the new page.

Now to put it on your home page as a link:

click edit in the goo on the left of your page.

find a place where you want to put the link and type

WHAT YOU WANT TO SAY GOES HERE

P***** is the number of the page.

walla you have a link on your page.

any problems give me a shout.
vegiman

Hello. I am Teaserman. I am in the process of buzzing every forum in the H2G2 universe. Buzz. Thank you.

Ah. How many have you done so far?
BTW:It is a very bad idea to stay and talk to me. I am VERY upset...

42. Not very many considering how many have to be done.

Can I do anything to help?

Where do you live?